snownesia

The act of driving ridiculously slow and careful at the first sign of snow.

Sorry I was late, I was behind somebody with snownesia.

by 2_D December 2, 2010

Snowanasia

Snowanasia - (from New Jersey meaning "slow death from massive snowstorms)

Snowanasia is categorized in different ways, which include voluntary, non-voluntary, or involuntary and active or passive.

Snowanasia is usually used to refer to active hatred of being snowed in week after week and in this sense, snowanasia is usually considered to be caused by a lack of snow shovels, snow blowers, warm clothing, warm gloves and a good supply of salt to deice ones driveway or walkway.

Hey dude, I've been snowed in all winter. Can't get to work, can't see my girlfriend, I'm eating outdated cornflakes and I'm going crazy. Could I commit snowaside? I think the honorable thing to do is snowanasia!

by BobNJ January 13, 2011

snowbesity

When you don't know if someone's fat or not because they're wearing a winter coat.

Either that guy is fat or he just went to Burlington Coat Factory. That down parka is a classic case of snowbesity.

by mattsmack March 7, 2015

snapnesia

The confusion or amnesia that occurs from excessive use of Snapchat, wherein one forgets what was sent to whom or what was sent at all

(Snapchat received)
"That was gross :("
(Snapchat sent)
"What did I send? I have Snapnesia"
(Snapchat received)
"It was your hairy armpit, that's it"

by daaaaaaaaaaave0 January 2, 2014

Snapnesia

When you or your friend can't remember what was said in a previous snap.

Person: "I have a serious case of Snapnesia because I can't remember what you said in that last snap."

by j33zyjay September 21, 2016

Snowbesity

When you don't know if someone is fat or not because they are wearing a coat.

"I'm not sure if she has actually gotten fat or if it's snowbesity"

by CityDweller604 April 3, 2015

SHOPNESIA

Specific Amnesia that takes place in the supermarket or Retail shop which cases you to forget what you wanted to buy resulting in you buying unnecesary stuff or whatever crosses your path.

"Yes, I am aware that we have 2 unopened cereal boxes, but I went to the supermarket and suffered from shopnesia".

by El Cuni March 25, 2009