skowned 

Getting skeeted on and owned at the same time; the worst form of shame.

Katie: Yeah this guy blew his load on my face and then just drove off without me!

John: Ohhh snap he skowned you!!

skowned by Tre Fo Dre Fo February 19, 2009

slowned 

To slowly be owned by someone or something.

"Damn she threatened to break up with him if they don't get married, and he is gonna actually do it, she definitely slowned him..."

slowned by Ed Crane July 1, 2005

Sowned 

Abbreviated version of "So Owned", a phrase used to declare superiority/inferiority in online multiplayer games.

"j00 just got Sowned"

" I sux0r, I got Sowned"

"S0wned again!!"

Sowned by dave card May 21, 2004

sowned 

the fusion of the words 'so owned.' When both words are used one after the other in a sentence the speaker may shorten the two words to the one word alternative.

'oh my days boy you got sowned' as opposed to 'oh my days boy you got so owned'

sowned by JoelyBoy December 3, 2007

Snowned 

1) When one is incapable of doing what they planned to do due to snow.
2) When one gets hit in the face with a snowball.

1) Jack: Lets go play basketball
John: We can't... it's snowing
Bob: HAHA SNOWNED!
2) SNOWNED!

Snowned by Poopodactyl December 9, 2008

stOWNed 

Playing an online game such at Counter-Strike while being really high and owning another player.

stOWNed by ScareCrow July 22, 2003

Stowned 

Adj.

The process of getting owned whilst high on marijuana.

i.e. the best time you'll ever have getting owned.

Man, Fred came over last night and teabagged Steve while he was blazing in the back yard, STOWNED!

Stowned by Cruorem September 28, 2008