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Getting skeeted on and owned at the same time; the worst form of shame.
Katie: Yeah this guy blew his load on my face and then just drove off without me!

John: Ohhh snap he skowned you!!
skowned by Tre Fo Dre Fo February 19, 2009
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To slowly be owned by someone or something.
"Damn she threatened to break up with him if they don't get married, and he is gonna actually do it, she definitely slowned him..."
slowned by Ed Crane July 1, 2005
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Abbreviated version of "So Owned", a phrase used to declare superiority/inferiority in online multiplayer games.
"j00 just got Sowned"

" I sux0r, I got Sowned"

"S0wned again!!"
Sowned by dave card May 21, 2004
the fusion of the words 'so owned.' When both words are used one after the other in a sentence the speaker may shorten the two words to the one word alternative.
'oh my days boy you got sowned' as opposed to 'oh my days boy you got so owned'
sowned by JoelyBoy December 3, 2007
1) When one is incapable of doing what they planned to do due to snow.
2) When one gets hit in the face with a snowball.
1) Jack: Lets go play basketball
John: We can't... it's snowing
Bob: HAHA SNOWNED!
2) SNOWNED!
Snowned by Poopodactyl December 9, 2008
Playing an online game such at Counter-Strike while being really high and owning another player.
stOWNed by ScareCrow July 22, 2003
Adj.

The process of getting owned whilst high on marijuana.

i.e. the best time you'll ever have getting owned.
Man, Fred came over last night and teabagged Steve while he was blazing in the back yard, STOWNED!
Stowned by Cruorem September 28, 2008
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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