slowned 

To slowly be owned by someone or something.

"Damn she threatened to break up with him if they don't get married, and he is gonna actually do it, she definitely slowned him..."

slowned by Ed Crane July 1, 2005

Ligar-slowed 

When a person or team is about to sweep their opponent, then the opponent preforms a reverse sweep.

We almost won the game 2-0, but we got ligar-slowed in the last few second so the final score was 2-3.

Ligar-slowed by dragonkid220 June 4, 2017

sloaned

the act of being owned by a 3rd party that takes no action when a 2nd party blatently violates your rights even though the 3rd party is usually required to intervene.

Particularly used in basketball when the referees do not call a blatently obvious foul after someone has been viciously hacked by the other team

DAMN, that mothafucka got knocked to fuck out! what?! the refs didnt say nothing?! Man, he got sloaned!

or, in an office setting:

DAMN, that mothafucka copied his ass on the copier again and distributed copies to everyone in the office! what?! the bosses didnt say nothing? Man, we got sloaned!

sloaned by Bajan from TexAgs March 24, 2008

Sowned 

Abbreviated version of "So Owned", a phrase used to declare superiority/inferiority in online multiplayer games.

"j00 just got Sowned"

" I sux0r, I got Sowned"

"S0wned again!!"

Sowned by dave card May 21, 2004

Sloaned

To get owned by Sloan.

person 1: "Man, she azzied me for a WEEK just for saying 'damn'!"
person 2: "HAHA YOU GOT SLOANED"

Sloaned by DRN September 15, 2008

slowneck 

head; dome; oral sex; sucking dick

Yo...your girl give me dat good SLOWNECK!

slowneck by Anonymous August 28, 2003

sowned 

the fusion of the words 'so owned.' When both words are used one after the other in a sentence the speaker may shorten the two words to the one word alternative.

'oh my days boy you got sowned' as opposed to 'oh my days boy you got so owned'

sowned by JoelyBoy December 3, 2007