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1) When one is incapable of doing what they planned to do due to snow.
2) When one gets hit in the face with a snowball.
1) Jack: Lets go play basketball
John: We can't... it's snowing
Bob: HAHA SNOWNED!
2) SNOWNED!
Snowned by Poopodactyl December 9, 2008
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When you are officially too stoned to be able to pronounce it. The last stage after "wankered" and before "monged"
"Pluck me I'm snowned"
Snowned by Poppa Cox October 17, 2011
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Getting owned or pwned by a snowstorm.
I got snowned by the huge blizzard this week when I got stuck at the airport for 14 hours.
snowned by ddsanchez February 22, 2011
Medical slang term for when a person has reached a level of drug intoxication that greatly alters their level of conciousness, usually only orietend to themselves.
Why is that patient laughing at the wall? The nurse snowed him out with morphine. He won't be feeling anything for awhile.
Snowed by Romulancloak October 14, 2016

Jon Snowed 

You are in the shit. Your hair needs a wash. Your bae is gone, everyone is calling you a titface because your bae WAS your bae, and you can't be lord of Winterfell because some guy with a beard is being a nob.
Person 1: *sigh* My girl just left me, she said she was going somewhere 'hot' and everyone's being a wanker about me liking her.

Person 2: Man, you got SO Jon Snowed.
Person 1: WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER LEFT THE CAVE
Jon Snowed by Sakura_Ryuzaki May 4, 2015

snowed under 

I want to leave work on time today, but I can't because I'm snowed under.
snowed under by MC Tunes January 3, 2008
To slowly be owned by someone or something.
"Damn she threatened to break up with him if they don't get married, and he is gonna actually do it, she definitely slowned him..."
slowned by Ed Crane July 1, 2005
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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