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skopulate 

Skopulate
trans. verb
Other forms: skopulated, skopulates, skopulating
n. skopulation
Word origin: skopos + manipulate
Def.:
1. To manipulate the outcome to suit a purpose (skopos), however irrelevant or outrageous.
2. To justify such a manipulation.
3. To unfairly steer a decision or a process towards a manifest purpose.
The judge ruled that the findings were unacceptable because the investigation had been clearly skopulated in favor of the plaintiff.
To ignore all the risks to serve the interest of a specific party is a clear act of skopulation.
skopulate by drleung February 27, 2017
Urban Dictionary Merch
(v) To engage in a retail buying frenzy that climaxes with the intensity of sexual ecstasy. Fr. shop + copulate
Britney decided to give up on men and now she just goes to Rodeo Drive to shopulate.
Shopulate by Bippity Bopster June 17, 2010

Scorpulate 

The act of ejaculating scorpions and spiders.

Used to describe the curse that afflicted King Minos in ancient Greek mythology.
"I dun scorpulated in your mom last night."

stomulate 

1) to ejeculate on the female's stomach, during intercourse. also reffered to as douching.
1) Fuck! He stomulated on me again last night!
stomulate by Dakota and Pascale June 23, 2005

Simpulated 

When a woman is manipulating a #simp for profit or personal gain for less than simp-wage.

credit - collin. s
"Damn Frost, you're being simpulated by that bitch. Are you even making simp-wage for all that effort"
Simpulated by chodemode 39 September 7, 2020

slapulate 

It's when you ejaculate a palm in the face of your girlfriend and/or bitch.
Dog Pimphand slapulated all over the face of his second-hand bitch.
slapulate by Dog Pimphand. August 5, 2010

stipulated 

i stipulated a camal
stipulated by hamster10 October 22, 2017
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