Scorpulate 

The act of ejaculating scorpions and spiders.

Used to describe the curse that afflicted King Minos in ancient Greek mythology.

"I dun scorpulated in your mom last night."

Scorpulate by Austin "Banal" Boyd July 27, 2008

Shopulate

(v) To engage in a retail buying frenzy that climaxes with the intensity of sexual ecstasy. Fr. shop + copulate

Britney decided to give up on men and now she just goes to Rodeo Drive to shopulate.

Shopulate by Bippity Bopster June 17, 2010

Corpulate 

The action of having sex with a fat lady. It's a mix of copulate and corpulent

Antoine: Look at the tub of lard.
Etienne: WOH!
Antoine: I'd like to corpulate with that!
Etienne: And how!

Corpulate by Minesweeper77 October 17, 2008

micro-scripulate 

The act of refrigerating asian sperm, then putting said sperm in your roomate's mouth while he is sleeping.

"Aw man, my mouth is cold and tastes funny, I think James micro-scripulated me."

micro-scripulate by Captain Klamydia January 18, 2009

escorpulate 

Steal, purloin, flinch, snag, make off with, surreptitiously confiscate.

Because his company was heavy on procurement bureaucracy, Lennie had to escorpulate the server out of the datacenter after hours.

escorpulate by arne saknussem January 28, 2005

corpulate 

Corpulate is just another word for fat.

"Kevin sure is a corpulate fellow."

corpulate by CowKillaMooMan September 11, 2004

sporgulate

V.) 1. To spontaneously grow Sporks from one's body.

Eww, leave him alone, he's sporgulating.

Go sporgulate in a corner.

sporgulate by Skullduggery May 30, 2006