slapulate

It's when you ejaculate a palm in the face of your girlfriend and/or bitch.

Dog Pimphand slapulated all over the face of his second-hand bitch.

by Dog Pimphand. August 5, 2010

snagulate

To dominate by being snaggy. (sexy and awesome, snaggable)

Girrrl, I gotta new challenge on my plate-I'm about to snagulate!

by roof-jumpa January 5, 2011

Swagulate

When ones swag becomes too copious, they have to regulate the amount of swag they release.

Bro, I have too many thirsty fat chicks on my dick, I have to sit and swagulate.

by Nuudles December 9, 2012

Shopulate

(v) To engage in a retail buying frenzy that climaxes with the intensity of sexual ecstasy. Fr. shop + copulate

Britney decided to give up on men and now she just goes to Rodeo Drive to shopulate.

by Bippity Bopster June 17, 2010

slapute

An action deserving of a slap and a salute at the same time

You recent action deserves a slapute. It was terrible and yet awesome

by Fuzz0 May 15, 2017

smakulate

Smakulate -- masturbate
Smakulation -- masturbation
Smakulits -- skeet, jizz, and milk
Smakulator -- someone who smakulates for people
Smakulating -- masturbating

Smakulate - "Im gunna go in the other room and smakulate before mom comes home..."
Smakulation - "Damn, that smakulation session was crazy yesterday."
Smakulits - "As I walked through the hallway remenants of smakulits dripped onto the floor."
Smakulator - "Here comes the smakulator, maybe she can smakulate me today."
Smakulating - "I ran into the bathroom and began smakulating to pictures of paris hilton."

by Nick & Taylor October 20, 2006

stagulate

the act of unintentional procrastination

Hurry up! Quit stagulating.

by Valarie March 16, 2005