skopher
a mixture of marijuana and tobacco ground together for a most exceptional unity, it is only reffered to as a skopher if the batch is smoked out of a bong.
skopher by nickdageinder May 6, 2008
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stopher
Large mammal, similar to a gopher ,often referred to as the 'chubby rat'. Feeds on moles, especially the naked mole rat.
stopher by Author Man 1 February 4, 2007
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skopher • Stopher • Sophers • Shopherding • skopper • Sopher Hole • Sopheria • Sopherial • stopherd • Latinus sopherdickosuckullentus
Latinus sopherdickosuckullentus
My bully is a Latinus sopherdickosuckullentus
Latinus sopherdickosuckullentus by Neurochad September 17, 2023
Sophers
sophers is one of them cool nerds. Has sophers reached first base?? More like 0.5 (some cheeky cheek action). Her hair is definitely NOT BLONDE. Sophers comes with a bit of an unhealthy obsession with any fictional character and is incapable of emotions towards any living person. Did someone say Draco Malfoy??? If you go on holiday with sophers expect her to come back a different race. Be careful... if u wake sophers up in the morning u may experience her night bangs. Does Sophers want a boyfriend? No. But does Sophers really want a boyfriend? Yes. Sophie may or may not have a fetish for your younger brothers...
"Where's sophers??" "she hasn't left her house in 6 weeks..."
"did u see sophers profile pic on the uni call?" "yh what was that"
"i wanna hold hands with sophers but shes never experienced that much sexual tension and i dont want to scare her"
"did u see sophers profile pic on the uni call?" "yh what was that"
"i wanna hold hands with sophers but shes never experienced that much sexual tension and i dont want to scare her"
Sophers by bbqsauceonmychillies123 January 20, 2021
Shopherding
Verb - The act of using subliminal verbal and physical techniques to steer a person or partner towards the checkouts in a shop to prevent a prolonged and boring shopping experience.
If practiced and mastered the art of shopherding can save hours of walking round in shops after people. The successful shopherder knows his art and will begin before any shop has even been entered.
Techniques are varied, performing a fart and dart and then moving towards the checkouts will cause the target to join you close to the tills, perhaps bringing about payment and thus victory. However, this can cause so much disgust that the period of time within the shop may be extended by the target as revenge. If this happens further shopherding efforts must be more subtle to avoid suspicion.
A favourite among master shopherders is the technique of placing oneself in the centre of the targets field of vision as she looks round the shop to distract her and coupling this with a focused and interested stare towards something near the checkouts, redirecting her attention that way.
Punishment for being discovered a shopherder is serious, the techniques will no longer affect the target and the disgraced shopherder will be forced to wonder around countless shops for hours, cursing his own lack of skill or bad luck.
The path of a shopherder is frought with perils but the pride of succeeding is surpassed by the prizes that victory holds.
If practiced and mastered the art of shopherding can save hours of walking round in shops after people. The successful shopherder knows his art and will begin before any shop has even been entered.
Techniques are varied, performing a fart and dart and then moving towards the checkouts will cause the target to join you close to the tills, perhaps bringing about payment and thus victory. However, this can cause so much disgust that the period of time within the shop may be extended by the target as revenge. If this happens further shopherding efforts must be more subtle to avoid suspicion.
A favourite among master shopherders is the technique of placing oneself in the centre of the targets field of vision as she looks round the shop to distract her and coupling this with a focused and interested stare towards something near the checkouts, redirecting her attention that way.
Punishment for being discovered a shopherder is serious, the techniques will no longer affect the target and the disgraced shopherder will be forced to wonder around countless shops for hours, cursing his own lack of skill or bad luck.
The path of a shopherder is frought with perils but the pride of succeeding is surpassed by the prizes that victory holds.
Man - "Shall we go look at the socks?"
Girlfriend - "Ok, where are they?"
Man - "Over by the tills"
An entry level but classic shopherd manoeuvre.
Keeping his girlfriend directly between himself and the checkouts, smoothly shopherding her towards the tills the accomplished shopherder skillfully prevents the onset of Shopping Legs.
Girlfriend - "Ok, where are they?"
Man - "Over by the tills"
An entry level but classic shopherd manoeuvre.
Keeping his girlfriend directly between himself and the checkouts, smoothly shopherding her towards the tills the accomplished shopherder skillfully prevents the onset of Shopping Legs.
Shopherding by Clive Herriot September 26, 2011
stopherd
A common slang term used in the construction industry referring to an electrical job that lost a ton of money and had many problems because of poor management.
"I don't know how we are going to pay the bills because of all the money we lost on that stopherd!"
Or
"That stopherd almost ruined that electrical company!"
Or
"That stopherd almost ruined that electrical company!"
stopherd by Gary mckay June 16, 2016
Stopher
A shorter and more unique name for Christopher. Other nicknames can include Chris, Chrissy, Topher, Tofu, Gofer, etc.
Stopher by Chrisssssssy October 4, 2008
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"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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