skooj

A euphemism that substitutes any noun, verb, or adjective in any context in order to add humor and ambiguity to a given thought.

"You got skooj all over my burger."
"I wonder if I skoojed the test or not."
"That car is a tad skooj, don't you think?"

by Tyrgannus March 29, 2009

skooj

A contemptable individual. (i.e. someone you don't like). Suburban slang.

"My teacher's a skooj! He always keeps us in!"
"Indeed."

by Alex Quantashassle July 5, 2005

Super Skookum

A very large amount of cum.

Kody loved the super skookum load that his boyfriend blasted onto his face.

by rainbowking January 30, 2023

skoof

In Russian contemporary slang, the word means a kind of nasty man about 30-50 years old, looking older than he actually is, due to bad physical condition, obesity, baldness, smoking, bad job, ugly wife and three kids etc.

- Мы выехали на скейтах за пивом с корешем, до меня скуф доебался, что я в его жирную жену врезался. А хули она делала на дорожке для велосипедистов? Ну мы ему дали пару лещей и укатили.
- We've started out our way for some beer with my buddy on the skateboards, a skoof niggled on me because I've slammed into his fat wife. What the fuck did she do on the cycle lane? Well, we gave him a couple of bitchslaps and rolled away.

by 44t454545 November 12, 2022

Skoochie Doochie

The act of cutely seducing your partner through genital combat.

Locking crotches and swapping gravy.

Tunnel patrol.

Disappointing God.

He would drive 20 miles just to skoochie doochie.

by Fart Industries March 26, 2022

skoolie

A school bus that has been purchased by a private owner and converted for some purpose other than hauling people around, such as RVing. Can be a very economical, cost-efficient means of obtaining an RV.

I bought an old school bus and turned it into an RV! Now, it is a skoolie!

by mamarley July 14, 2011

Skoomp

A hoe, slut, thooter

That skoomp was finna get in the car full of niggas

by jnaughty February 9, 2018