Skooje

The act of coating your genitals in whipped cream, and moving them around in a circular motion.

Person 1: Hey, have you ever seen me skooje before?

Person 2: No, but I would like to see.

by Stovemonkey March 10, 2025

Skooter

A person who intentionally or unintentionally causes issues which annoy you.
(can also mean)
A person who will never amount to anything in life.
(or)
An older but very immature woman who will do anything to get attention sexually.

Melanie spent most of her life sitting around the house all day thinking of ways to hurt people and trying her best to look hot in the hopes of getting attention of all the males around her.
Little did she know as she focused all of her energy on meaningless things she became a skooter.

by CrumBumMidgetPants February 16, 2010

skooze

v. To blow a load (Ejaculate) in somone's face.

You see that bitch in the back row... I skoozed her last night!

by Sam Lee Respess March 28, 2009

Skooge

A random old man in a picture that looks like Scrooge from a Christmas Carol.

Plural: Skoogey

1) Jimothy is a real Skooge.

2) Spare Skoogey ma’am?

by Skoogeyclub November 16, 2018

Skooze

To blow a wad in somebody's face.

"See that girl sitting in the back row? I skoozed her last night."

by Random inedible retarded llama March 31, 2009

skooted

A person highly intoxicated on meth or stimulants.

After Jonny pilfered for hours after getting skooted all morning.

by C M 2 September 25, 2019

skoozeme-skoozeme

(skoos-mee; skoos-mee)

1. n, v - derogatory, rider, esp. on the Washington Metro subway who pushes past other riders, esp. on escalators

2. n - sometimes simple "skoozeme" - by extension any Washington Metro subway commuter

I was bumped three times by skoozeme-skoozemes on my way out.

Metro's promotion of a "skoozeme-skoozeme" culture is part of the reason WMATA has the best safety record of any subway system in North America.

by unitacx_ February 24, 2010