Skooje
Skooje by Stovemonkey March 10, 2025
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Skooter
A person who intentionally or unintentionally causes issues which annoy you.
(can also mean)
A person who will never amount to anything in life.
(or)
An older but very immature woman who will do anything to get attention sexually.
(can also mean)
A person who will never amount to anything in life.
(or)
An older but very immature woman who will do anything to get attention sexually.
Melanie spent most of her life sitting around the house all day thinking of ways to hurt people and trying her best to look hot in the hopes of getting attention of all the males around her.
Little did she know as she focused all of her energy on meaningless things she became a skooter.
Little did she know as she focused all of her energy on meaningless things she became a skooter.
Skooter by CrumBumMidgetPants February 16, 2010
skooze
skooze by Sam Lee Respess March 28, 2009
Skooge
Skooge by Skoogeyclub November 16, 2018
Skooze
Skooze by Random inedible retarded llama March 31, 2009
skooted
skoozeme-skoozeme
(skoos-mee; skoos-mee)
1. n, v - derogatory, rider, esp. on the Washington Metro subway who pushes past other riders, esp. on escalators
2. n - sometimes simple "skoozeme" - by extension any Washington Metro subway commuter
1. n, v - derogatory, rider, esp. on the Washington Metro subway who pushes past other riders, esp. on escalators
2. n - sometimes simple "skoozeme" - by extension any Washington Metro subway commuter
I was bumped three times by skoozeme-skoozemes on my way out.
Metro's promotion of a "skoozeme-skoozeme" culture is part of the reason WMATA has the best safety record of any subway system in North America.
Metro's promotion of a "skoozeme-skoozeme" culture is part of the reason WMATA has the best safety record of any subway system in North America.
skoozeme-skoozeme by unitacx_ February 24, 2010
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