skittlefoot

To sneak around with someone elses wife and pretend to like their kids when you actually hate kids.

Sandoval has been skittlefooting with Gaspar’s wife

by DirtHeel January 24, 2018

Skittlefart

When you fart so hard a rainbow comes out and you can taste it

I was eating my halloween candy, and all of a sudden I had a skittlefart. It tasted like the fruity goodness of all the skittles flavors.

by skittlefart January 4, 2013

skittlefart

When your shit comes out in a powerful stream of little nuggets, as if you are shitting out squirmy little skittles.

After drinking so much last night, I skittlefarted all day.

by ronisgenius September 18, 2013

Skittlefart

When your laying on the couch and your dog crawls up on you and put his bum in your mount and farts and skittles away

Sophia was sitting on a couch and her Yorkie Effi skittlefarted.

by Young Jamal May 22, 2017

Skittletoothin’

When someone is wearing a mask under their nose as though they’re working at a Zaxby’s drive-thru and acting like having a skittle in your tooth is actually a reason to wear your mask stupidly as though this isn’t a deadly pandemic.

Dale (driver) “Here’s my credit card for that chicken I just ordered here at the drive-thru.”

Georgia (employee) : “Sorry, one sec, I’ve got a skittle in my tooth.”

Henrietta (passenger): That girl is skittletoothin’ hard!

by jimbrey November 3, 2020

SkittleFart

When you fart and it turns your underwear colors other than brown... like yellow, or red... something not normal looking.

Girl: Whoa I just took a huge SkittleFart in my underwear!

by WhatIsThisWebsite September 21, 2016