When someone is wearing a mask under their nose as though they’re working at a Zaxby’s drive-thru and acting like having a skittle in your tooth is actually a reason to wear your mask stupidly as though this isn’t a deadly pandemic.
Dale (driver) “Here’s my credit card for that chicken I just ordered here at the drive-thru.”
Georgia (employee) : “Sorry, one sec, I’ve got a skittle in my tooth.”
Henrietta (passenger): That girl is skittletoothin’ hard!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"