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skittlefart

When your shit comes out in a powerful stream of little nuggets, as if you are shitting out squirmy little skittles.
After drinking so much last night, I skittlefarted all day.
skittlefart by ronisgenius September 18, 2013

Skittlefart

When your laying on the couch and your dog crawls up on you and put his bum in your mount and farts and skittles away
Sophia was sitting on a couch and her Yorkie Effi skittlefarted.
Skittlefart by Young Jamal May 22, 2017

SkittleFart

When you fart and it turns your underwear colors other than brown... like yellow, or red... something not normal looking.
Girl: Whoa I just took a huge SkittleFart in my underwear!
SkittleFart by WhatIsThisWebsite September 21, 2016

snot face skittle fart 

Heavy consumption of skittles causes allergic reaction which causes heavy snot flow from the nose and you start to fart rainbows out your ass.
Whoa, did you see Tiffany last night? She had a major case of snot face skittle fart.

skittlefoot 

To sneak around with someone elses wife and pretend to like their kids when you actually hate kids.
Sandoval has been skittlefooting with Gaspar’s wife
skittlefoot by DirtHeel January 24, 2018

SkittleWater

Skittlewater is short for "if u dropped a single skittle in water" it's a word to say that someone has no personality and being 1 sided and kinda boring
This Kid is Skittlewater
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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