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When you're taking a shit and dropping nuggets that look like 7 Skittles of different colors smushed together with several single Skittle rat turds between nuggets.

Fuck dude, I just took a skittle shit. The first nugget made me taste the rainbow. I need to drink more water before bed. That was brutal.

skittle shit by Bobby the Bug Man February 18, 2021

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shit skittle

The act of having colored shit

Honey after I ate those cookies I got a shit skittle

shit skittle by SWS meds November 8, 2020

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shit skittle

The act of shoving skittles up a mans ass a shitting it out on his/her face

Jen really fucked me up with that shit skittle

shit skittle by SWS meds November 8, 2020

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skittle shits

A combination of gas, fecal bits, and bile filled diarrhea that spray out of one's anus in a rainbow projectile fashion.

Hey bro, I was fucking pissed at that bartender chick who quit giving me free drinks, so I went into the bathroom and blasted skittle shits everywhere. I even shit in the soap dispenser.

skittle shits by Assbag666 May 27, 2013

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skittle shits

when you eat a lot of skittles or something that gives your shit more than a few colors.

hey tyler howd you do on your test today? i failed it cause i was up all night with the skittle shits

hows about them skittle shits?

skittle shits by Tylor M September 12, 2008

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Skittle Shits

When you poop out like 1000 little turds in one push.

Jeeese that tako bell really gave me Skittle Shits

Skittle Shits by Deodorant Jack January 12, 2017

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Shit Skittles

When someone with a hairy asshole gets little crusty shit coated pellets hanging from their ass fur.

Roger had to have his girlfriend trim the shit skittles from his bung hole. They were in knots.

Shit Skittles by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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