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Scissor Dick 

When two women are scissoring (two females cross their legs so that their genitals touch) and a male places his dick between their genitals.
Hey, you two ladies wanna scissor dick with me?
Scissor Dick by Techno God December 18, 2021

Scissor dick 

The act of sticking scissors in the tip of your dick
Kris scissor dick because he yells at people to much
Scissor dick by King ducky February 20, 2018

Scissor dick 

When a person name pall plays stab the anis with scissors on a guy named Kris
Pall scissor dicks Kris every night
Scissor dick by King ducky February 20, 2018

Scissor Dick 

EMS version of a Ketchup Dick. Rescue Randy. ParaGod.
"Don't worry, the scissor dicks are here to save the day!"
"Joe got ROSC the other day. Now, he won't shut up about it.. He's such a scissor dick"
Scissor Dick by grimpin1 March 13, 2018

Scissor Dicking 

The act of two men banging each other at the same time. Though improbable, two men are so horny that they face each other and attempt to nobly penetrate one another whilst circumventing each other's balls.
I'm so horny right now I have dusty balls . Let's bang each other at the same time.
How do we do that?
Easy bro, we'll just do a little scissor dicking.
Scissor Dicking by H.C.Sucker May 22, 2016
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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