grimpin1's definitions

ham lolly

british word for penis. also, the act of orally lubricating the penis.
ham lolly-pop.

i asked the young lady walking in the mall is she'd like to sample some ham lolly.

by grimpin1 May 3, 2011

tarski gnarski

black tar heroine. Or, can be used as the person who smokes it.

these boys over here in colorado are all over the tarski gnarski. dont be a tarski gnarski bro.

by grimpin1 October 21, 2010

Scissor Dick

EMS version of a Ketchup Dick. Rescue Randy. ParaGod.

"Don't worry, the scissor dicks are here to save the day!"
"Joe got ROSC the other day. Now, he won't shut up about it.. He's such a scissor dick"

by grimpin1 March 13, 2018

hand journey

spanking the monkey.

Alfredo felt lonely last night, so he decided to go on a hand journey.

by grimpin1 October 18, 2010

grimpin

greek pimpin'.

used for people of greek decsent that are total badasses.

yeah, we were straight grimpin those hoes!!! They can't stop me from grimpin!!!

by grimpin1 October 3, 2010

cock gayzer

someone who checks out your junk while you're changing in the locker room at the gym .

i was changing into my bathing suit, about to go for a swim, when i noticed this COCK GAYZER staring down my dick.

by grimpin1 June 5, 2011

booby trap

leaving a fart in a room or elevator so the next person walks right into it and gets a nice wiff.

i was on my way to the fourth floor when I booby trapped the elevator with my death gas.

by grimpin1 July 4, 2011