Definitions by grimpin1

Tazer dick 

Dirty Cops.

That damn tazer dick pulled me over and roughed me up .. fuck that guy!!

Tazer dick by grimpin1 March 16, 2018

Scissor Dick 

EMS version of a Ketchup Dick. Rescue Randy. ParaGod.

"Don't worry, the scissor dicks are here to save the day!"
"Joe got ROSC the other day. Now, he won't shut up about it.. He's such a scissor dick"

Scissor Dick by grimpin1 March 13, 2018

booby trap 

leaving a fart in a room or elevator so the next person walks right into it and gets a nice wiff.

i was on my way to the fourth floor when I booby trapped the elevator with my death gas.

booby trap by grimpin1 July 4, 2011

cock gayzer 

someone who checks out your junk while you're changing in the locker room at the gym .

i was changing into my bathing suit, about to go for a swim, when i noticed this COCK GAYZER staring down my dick.

cock gayzer by grimpin1 June 5, 2011

ham lolly 

british word for penis. also, the act of orally lubricating the penis.
ham lolly-pop.

i asked the young lady walking in the mall is she'd like to sample some ham lolly.

ham lolly by grimpin1 May 3, 2011

tarski gnarski 

black tar heroine. Or, can be used as the person who smokes it.

these boys over here in colorado are all over the tarski gnarski. dont be a tarski gnarski bro.

tarski gnarski by grimpin1 October 21, 2010

hand journey 

spanking the monkey.

Alfredo felt lonely last night, so he decided to go on a hand journey.

hand journey by grimpin1 October 18, 2010