grimpin1's definitions

Scissor Dick

EMS version of a Ketchup Dick. Rescue Randy. ParaGod.

"Don't worry, the scissor dicks are here to save the day!"
"Joe got ROSC the other day. Now, he won't shut up about it.. He's such a scissor dick"

by grimpin1 March 13, 2018

grimpin

greek pimpin'.

used for people of greek decsent that are total badasses.

yeah, we were straight grimpin those hoes!!! They can't stop me from grimpin!!!

by grimpin1 October 3, 2010

hand journey

spanking the monkey.

Alfredo felt lonely last night, so he decided to go on a hand journey.

by grimpin1 October 18, 2010

goo-low

person with a lot of authority, and a huge cock as well. (The goo from down below)

i shake my goo-low at you... get back to work

by grimpin1 October 11, 2010

Tazer dick

Dirty Cops.

That damn tazer dick pulled me over and roughed me up .. fuck that guy!!

by grimpin1 March 16, 2018

tarski gnarski

black tar heroine. Or, can be used as the person who smokes it.

these boys over here in colorado are all over the tarski gnarski. dont be a tarski gnarski bro.

by grimpin1 October 21, 2010

ham lolly

british word for penis. also, the act of orally lubricating the penis.
ham lolly-pop.

i asked the young lady walking in the mall is she'd like to sample some ham lolly.

by grimpin1 May 3, 2011