Scissor Dick

"Don't worry, the scissor dicks are here to save the day!"
"Joe got ROSC the other day. Now, he won't shut up about it.. He's such a scissor dick"

by grimpin1 March 13, 2018

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ham lolly

british word for penis. also, the act of orally lubricating the penis.
ham lolly-pop.

i asked the young lady walking in the mall is she'd like to sample some ham lolly.

by grimpin1 April 14, 2011

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leaving a fart in a room or elevator so the next person walks right into it and gets a nice wiff.

i was on my way to the fourth floor when I booby trapped the elevator with my death gas.

by grimpin1 July 03, 2011

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damn, i went over to andrew's house and he had a fatass tward rolled up...

by grimpin1 October 09, 2010

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That damn tazer dick pulled me over and roughed me up .. fuck that guy!!

by grimpin1 March 16, 2018

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greek pimpin'.

used for people of greek decsent that are total badasses.

yeah, we were straight grimpin those hoes!!! They can't stop me from grimpin!!!

by grimpin1 October 03, 2010

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black tar heroine. Or, can be used as the person who smokes it.

these boys over here in colorado are all over the tarski gnarski. dont be a tarski gnarski bro.

by grimpin1 October 20, 2010

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