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Skinnoodle 

Noun:

An unnaturally long yet exceptionally thin uncircumcized penis whose flappy skin hood (when flacid) droops past the ball sack.

Verb:

To Skinnoodle: The act of jerking off and keeping the jiz inside the flappy skin hood of said skinnoodle.
"When Joey jerks off, he doesn't even have to use a towel or tissue to clean up because he has a skinnoodle."
Skinnoodle by Superpumpers December 5, 2011
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skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle 

When a magician casts this spell on you you’re fucked m9
SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLE

Spindoodlegooster 

A person who smokes an insane amount of meth- this person has lost all sense of reality and morality. They would probably do something like fight shadow monsters in their attic.

Or it can be used as a verb-
to be spindoodlegoostered

This word was created by Rambo
Damn did you see Aldo- he's such a spindoodlegooster.

Damn that crackhead's all spindoodlegoostered- he should probably eat a sandwich.
Spindoodlegooster by Morizz November 12, 2006

skidaddle skidoodle 

YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLEEEEEE

*NFL music*
Good meme
Skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle.
skidaddle skidoodle by metalman2009 November 30, 2017

Skidaddle skidoodle you dick is now a noodle 

A short lived meme where a stationary cartoon elf would say "skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle!" Then shortly after an intensely bass boosted and distorted version of a song would play. Their are also other variations of this such as "Falee! Galee! Your dick is now a tree!" Along with many more.
"SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE YOU DICK IS NOW A NOODLE!!"

SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE 

When your penis turns into a floppy noodle like a wet piece of spaghetti.
"SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLE!"

chawdad skidoodley saurus monster 

a gigantic wad of chewing tobacco
After a long day of work, James sat down to enjoy a nice chawdad skidoodley saurus monster.
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