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Lamington Slammington 

The act of compressing a lamington with your hands and then trying to consume it all in one mouthful.
"Zak do the lamington slammington".

Zak proceeded to launch lamington everywhere like a grotty cunt in an attempt to consume it.

Skirvington 

See also Irvington NJ.

Hell Hole

Home of real gang wars between Bloods and Crips.

Looking for smoke, dope, crack, whack, smack, uppers, downers, ludes, crank, dust? You can get it here, but just be warned that you'll probably end up getting your car jacked...which really wouldn't matter much after getting capped in the face. Once they ID your body, there will be no investigation and it won't be reported to the media.

There has been talk about building a moat or a really large fence around the city in recent years.

In the 60s, Olympic Park, a huge amusement park, was located here since 1887 but shut down after riots of African American teens from Newark in 1965.
Sam: Yo, lets go to 40th to score a bag

Frank: All you bro - u must have a deathwish to drive through Skirvington - especially at 3am
Skirvington by JoeRanelli January 5, 2008

Mrs. Simington 

Mrs. Simington is a formidable teacher.
Mrs. Simington by m_val June 13, 2018

Simpington 

a man who's a fool and does to much for women hoping to get laid or gets tricked by women into thinking that if he does what they tell him to do he'll get some even though he won't.
Nathan is such a simpington, I tell him ill send him nudes if he does what I want even though I won't.
Simpington by DCN August 21, 2020

Skirlington 

A camp site in Skipsea..
Full of chavs and other stuff
Kids in crocs on scooters tend to hang round there
Has a market and a beach, except the beach is a danger hazard as the cliffs crumble away, my advice to you, never go there!!
It always rains aswell.. Fun when you're in a tin tent..
Skirlington
Skirlington by lralra October 10, 2011

Simington 

A person who, when trying to figure out a problem, arrives at the conclusion several minutes after every other moron in the room. See also Pyle.
John: I think that guy is retared.
Mark: No he's just a simington.
Simington by Stage Name April 18, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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