skimmington

The area at the top of your butt crack, where the 2 cheeks meet

She punched me right in the Skimmington

skimmington by Nicole Thompson December 26, 2007

Lamington Slammington 

The act of compressing a lamington with your hands and then trying to consume it all in one mouthful.

"Zak do the lamington slammington".

Zak proceeded to launch lamington everywhere like a grotty cunt in an attempt to consume it.

Lamington Slammington by MobiusFuel August 5, 2020

Skirvington 

See also Irvington NJ.

Hell Hole

Home of real gang wars between Bloods and Crips.

Looking for smoke, dope, crack, whack, smack, uppers, downers, ludes, crank, dust? You can get it here, but just be warned that you'll probably end up getting your car jacked...which really wouldn't matter much after getting capped in the face. Once they ID your body, there will be no investigation and it won't be reported to the media.

There has been talk about building a moat or a really large fence around the city in recent years.

In the 60s, Olympic Park, a huge amusement park, was located here since 1887 but shut down after riots of African American teens from Newark in 1965.

Sam: Yo, lets go to 40th to score a bag

Frank: All you bro - u must have a deathwish to drive through Skirvington - especially at 3am

Skirvington by JoeRanelli January 5, 2008

Mrs. Simington 

Formidable.

Mrs. Simington is a formidable teacher.

Mrs. Simington by m_val June 13, 2018

Simpington 

a man who's a fool and does to much for women hoping to get laid or gets tricked by women into thinking that if he does what they tell him to do he'll get some even though he won't.

Nathan is such a simpington, I tell him ill send him nudes if he does what I want even though I won't.

Simpington by DCN August 21, 2020

Skirlington 

A camp site in Skipsea..
Full of chavs and other stuff
Kids in crocs on scooters tend to hang round there
Has a market and a beach, except the beach is a danger hazard as the cliffs crumble away, my advice to you, never go there!!
It always rains aswell.. Fun when you're in a tin tent..

Skirlington

Skirlington by lralra October 10, 2011

Simington 

A person who, when trying to figure out a problem, arrives at the conclusion several minutes after every other moron in the room. See also Pyle.

John: I think that guy is retared.
Mark: No he's just a simington.

Simington by Stage Name April 18, 2007