Skiid

Used to describe being high. Specifically in public places where saying "I'm blazed" or "I'm so high right now" would be inappropriate. A great alternative to use with you and your buddies to know your state of mind.

"Dude I am so unbelievably skiid right now." (Lady working at Subway has no idea). "For real man? I'm a little skiid."

by A. Olsen August 27, 2006

Skiid

An undiscovered group of Aliens

Human1:"Shit is its those Skiid"
Skiid1:"Hello we are the Skiid, bow before us mere mortals"

by TC and Alex January 9, 2008

Skid Bob

Skid Bob is a term you would use when seeing a random ass person that looks like the world would be better off without. It's is a mix of a skidmark of society, much like when you can't get a shit stain out of the toilet, and a random asshole that no one likes. Also some one who talks about random shit, sucks with women, and still says your mom jokes.

*Commonly found amongst the guys wearing vans, mc hammer pants, with a cutoff and a gold chain, also a backwards hat that is placed perpendicularly floating upon the noggin. Also commonly found doublefisting a Juul and a Smirnoff ice*

I don't know who the fuck let this skid bob into the party but you just ruined the whole tempo!

by YoFuckDora August 1, 2018

Humid Skid

The occurrence of when you attempt to wipe a shart on a hot summer day and leave some behind, the humidity forms a new damp layer over the leftover skid mark, and with a unique blend of body heat and weather, it produces the most putrid and ungodly stench known to man.

Terry wreaked of Humid Skid, causing Rich to dry heave.

Dave forgot to shower, therefore bringing his foul smelling Humid Skid into bed with him, causing Patrica to awake and puke immediately.

Joe neglected to fully clean the shart mess off his leg resulting in a Humid Skid from the tacos that Leah made for him.

by skid squad May 13, 2012

Skid and Pump

2 kids in Halloween costumes who go around on Halloween saying "It's spooky month" and do the funny spooky dance.

Hey did you see the new spooky month video
Yea Skid and Pump kill another demon

by DrybonesYT March 4, 2021

skid mark anxiety

The unpleasant state of mental turmoil attributed to the dread over the presence of skid marks in one's underpants.

I had to switch to black boxer briefs to help alleviate my skid mark anxiety.

by Buckeye Pete January 31, 2014

skid mark row

A bad section of town where the bums have all shat their crispy drawers.

If a fella's down on his luck then he lives in Skid Row, but if he's also delivered a stripe of shit to his underwear, then he lives in Skid Mark Row.

by NiraMillson October 1, 2016