skiffing

When you cut someone open (usually in the side of the torso), and fuck the new hole.

I could really go for some skiffing tonight, but I don't have the time to clean my knife.

by Forfy June 26, 2014

Pillow Skiffing

The act of inserting the corners of a undesirable mates pillow into your ass therefore making it contaminated for when they come to sleep on it.

That asshole has been staring at my girlfriends rack all night, he's crashing at mine,
he's so gonna be the victim of pillow skiffing....

by Ben Walbridge August 5, 2006

Fart Sniffing

The actual term used by Dehner to inhale the seeping gasses that escape the butthole.

Most often while doing the 69 or rusty trombone.

Palmer was caught Fart Sniffing Kristy on her wedding night.

Sean and Nicole take turns Fart Sniffing while sitting at No Worries.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 19, 2020

yelling and sniffing

A kid-friendly term to sensor the word "yiffing." First used by MatPat and Stephanie on GTLive to make Dayshift at Freddy's slightly more appropriate.

Mat: Time to yiff the fox!
Steph: Don't do it, Matthew. No yelling and sniffing of the Foxy allowed.

by PoweredByDietCoke July 22, 2017

turtle sniffing cotton

When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark.

Man, I need to find a bathroom bad. I've got a turtle sniffing cotton.

by Beamer from Hell October 24, 2008

book sniffing

1. Breathing in the sent of a book; often done in secret.
2. How book nerds get high.

Gerald likes book sniffing at lunchtime. It makes Gerald happy!

by CakeforFlowers March 9, 2017

The Spiffing Brit

The most British channel on YouTube. 100% Yorkshire Tea certified. Also the CEO of SpiffCo, which has conquered many lands. There is no exploit he cannot find.

One day the Spiffing Brit is going to find the exploit to real life.

by Doctor J October 13, 2020