ski poles

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A nickname given to any girl who has been known to simultaneously jerk off two guys sitting either side of her.

I hope ski poles is coming on our next excursion, Jack.
She sure made the bus trip a highlight last time.

ski poles by tweeter27 August 31, 2008

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Ski Poles

Dave Hoagrbe directing traffick

what the hell is he doing directing trafick or jerking someone off?

nah thats just ski poles dave.. he does that all the time

Ski Poles by Hoagrbee February 18, 2009

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Scottish Ski Poles • ski pole • ski • ski mask • Ski Mask The Slump God • ski patrol • ski jump • ski ski • ski slope • ski-tard

ski poles

synonomous with circle jerk. (pretend that you are cross-country skiing, moving your arms up and down vigorously)

"the yankees suck. how about some ski pole action?"

ski poles by peter October 15, 2003

Scottish Ski Poles

Verb/Action: Two men sat next to you, aesthetically erect. You proceed to jerk them off simultaneously with a hand motion similar to gaining speed while skiing, consistently pumping up and down.

Bro, if you’re horny, try the Scottish ski poles

Scottish Ski Poles by gv_86 February 7, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

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kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026