ski poles
A nickname given to any girl who has been known to simultaneously jerk off two guys sitting either side of her.
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Scottish Ski Poles
Verb/Action: Two men sat next to you, aesthetically erect. You proceed to jerk them off simultaneously with a hand motion similar to gaining speed while skiing, consistently pumping up and down.
Scottish Ski Poles by gv_86 February 7, 2026
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