ski poles 

A nickname given to any girl who has been known to simultaneously jerk off two guys sitting either side of her.

I hope ski poles is coming on our next excursion, Jack.
She sure made the bus trip a highlight last time.

ski poles by tweeter27 August 31, 2008

Ski Poles 

Dave Hoagrbe directing traffick

what the hell is he doing directing trafick or jerking someone off?

nah thats just ski poles dave.. he does that all the time

Ski Poles by Hoagrbee February 18, 2009

ski poles 

synonomous with circle jerk. (pretend that you are cross-country skiing, moving your arms up and down vigorously)

"the yankees suck. how about some ski pole action?"

ski poles by peter October 15, 2003

Scottish Ski Poles

Verb/Action: Two men sat next to you, aesthetically erect. You proceed to jerk them off simultaneously with a hand motion similar to gaining speed while skiing, consistently pumping up and down.

Bro, if you’re horny, try the Scottish ski poles

Scottish Ski Poles by gv_86 February 7, 2026