When a girl is jerking off two guys with a dick in each hand, and suddenly from the woodwork a mystery man comes in from behind and sticks one in her ass. Surprised, she thrusts forward as in a ski jump motion, while still jerking the other two dudes off.
She was so wasted last night, she was jerking off two guys when all of a sudden, a mystery man came home from work and popped her from behind. Startled she did the ski jump.
by Bobby Ghazi January 2, 2006
First cum on your partner's chest and rub it from the vagina to the throat in a straight line. Next you must pick up your partner's legs and stand like you picked up a wheelbarrow that was behind you. Shit a little above the vagina and watch your turd rocket down her chest, ramp up her throat and land on her face.
Ted: Hey Joe, I landed a ski jump in your Diane's mouth last tuesday!

Joe: Wow, you must have been practicing for a long time.
by rileym September 27, 2006
First cum on your partner's chest and rub it from the vagina to the throat in a straight line. Next you must pick up your partner's legs and stand like you picked up a wheelbarrow that was behind you. Shit a little above the vagina and watch your turd rocket down her chest, ramp up her throat and land on her face.
Ted: Hey Joe, I landed a ski jump in your Diane's mouth last tuesday!

Joe: Wow, you must have been practicing for a long time.
by RileyM September 29, 2006
Ski jumping is a sport where you ride down a straight slope called "inrun" and then jump up at the end of the inrun and shape your skis like a V. Then try to land with a telemark when you approach the bottom of the hill, with your skis and feet apart from eachother. If you don't do that properly, you're gonna crash! The sport can also be practiced during summer, with a plastic-covered hill that is watered down.
I tried ski jumping yesterday, it went terribly wrong, i crashed. But I'll swear I'm not going to crash next time!
by SprengeMobil November 30, 2021
A line of cocain with a pile of ketamine at the end. A popular phrase used in the area of Hyde park Leeds
by Hpc August 13, 2020
A ski jump nose is the cutest looking sort of nose that has at least a slight inward curve to it (looks like a ski jump).
Greg: "Dude, Amy's got the cutest little ski jump nose ever!"

Mike: "Dag yo, Jessica's got one of those too!"
by Greg Cole April 21, 2005
after ejaculating in both of the womans eyes; giving her goggles, you shove her down the stairs. scoring the landing is optional.
i gave Helen a dirty ski jump yesterday.
by Mondo-91 August 28, 2009