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skroingle baby 

A person who acts as if they are an octopus living in the clouds, but only at the strip clubs for all of the octopus dollars. this person will usually be using crocs, and use the phrases like “what up dawg” unironically. this person is the most evil on the planet, and is plotting at all times to take over the world.
Skroingle baby : “What up dawg”
Non Skroingly : What, are you a skroingle baby or something?

Skroingle baby : *plotting to take revenge on the non skroingly*
skroingle baby by Fartlicker3000 September 4, 2022

Skroingle baby 

A skroingle baby (noun.) is formally used to describe the most evil a person can be. Skroingle babies use all their free time to plot revenge on enemies, people who have offended them. One day, all skroingle babies will take over the world. Skroingle babies are born evil, many spend their free time in octopus costumes at strip clubs. If you are not sure if they are a Skroingle baby or not, look for how they interact, Skroingle babies tend to use phrases like “what up dawg” unironically. If you see a skroingle baby in plain sight, do not interact, they can use anything against you. Beware, they are creeping, and lurking at times you will least expect it.
Skroingle baby : “What up dawg”
Non skroingle : “Are you a Skroingle baby or something?”
Skroingle baby : *Starts plotting revenge*
Skroingle baby by Fartlicker3000 September 4, 2022

Skroingle Baby 

The ultimate boss babe. An octopus that lost all of its tentacles. What is an octopus without tentacles? A skroingle baby.
Person a: did you see Becky got in a car accident and is now brain dead?
Person b: omg yeah she’s such a skroingle baby now
A prosthetic hairpiece a Skape wears on its "genitalia", usually woven from fallen armpit hair, and grayish-green in color.
I would not eat that skerkin, I would not have one bite, if you try to make me, be prepared to fight.
Skerkin by Sizzlean September 13, 2008

skroinky 

hitting a zesty or otherwise erratic dance move.
"holy shit hes hitting the skroinky"
skroinky by Icarus_16 April 4, 2023

Skroinkadoople 

A word (made by @xk3tamine on Twitter) that is used to describe someone (usually a fictional anime character) to express feelings of attraction or admiration that are too intense to put into words. Usually, someone who calls a character skroinkadoople is implying that they love the character a lot.
Ketta: I love Jotaro he's so skroinkadoople
One of Ketta's moots: What the fuck are you saying
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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