skend

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verb
1. To relax or chill out, as on a lazy sunday afternoon
2. To calm down

1. What are you doing later? Do you want to skend?
2. Dude, it's really not that big of a deal. Why don't you skend.

Can also be used with "Chill with tha"

1. Dude, relax, why don't you chill with tha skend.
or
2. Dude, relax, why don't you chill with tha.

skend by Schnebe McBriarson March 28, 2007

Words you can keep

skend

1 (verb) to friend someone on skype

2 (noun) a friend on skype

1) "Hey jodie, do you have a skype?"

"Yea i do, i'll skend you tonight so we can chat."

2) "Are we skends? we never vid chat!"

"no, i only have one skend right now."

skend by dudeyesdude November 7, 2010

Related Words

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send him to belize

Euphemism for "whacking" or "liquidating" a problematic individual or rival. First mentioned by the character Saul Goodman in the popular AMC series"Breaking Bad."

(Saul and Walt are discussing the problem that Hank's investigation is posing)

Walt: What are we going to do about this Hank situation?

Saul: Um, well, you know... you could always... *coughs*... send him to Belize.

Walt: Are you serious?

send him to belize by BBfan August 20, 2013

shendezvous

the act of rendezvous-ing

Last night in the bar, a cute guy shendezvoused up to me and asked to buy me a drink.

shendezvous by the real TWSS please stand up May 17, 2011

National send Tit pic day

June 25 National send Tic pic day. Where you send a pic of your bare titties to whoever sends you this

Me; Happy national send tit pic day!!
Her; Thank you here you go!!

National send Tit pic day by Johnson Mitchell July 24, 2020

I'm gonna send you all the GIFs

Something you say when you really love someone and you're about to spam them with your signature affectionate GIFs.

Riaberri: Laughter is the wine of the brain!

Joshyberri: 🤣I love you, I'm gonna send you all the GIFs

I'm gonna send you all the GIFs by CaptainFlapjacks December 28, 2022

send a mexican across the border

taking a shit

i gotta send a mexican across the border

send a mexican across the border by le alvin March 16, 2022

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026