Skendo, also known as “S'kendo", “Skatendo", and “Sk8-endo":
A new extreme sport invented in Taiwan which combines the Japanese sport and martial art of Kendo with skateboarding.
Typically, two kendo opponents attack each other in traditional kendo uniforms &/or armor with traditional kendo shinai, 竹刀, (~ a Japanese sword typically made of bamboo used for practice and competition in kendo), while riding skateboards. Skendo rules allow for wearing socks and skateboard sneakers.
The rules for winning and losing, for the most part, follow traditional Japanese kendo, with the major exception being that if an opponent knocks his or her opponent off their skateboard, or if one's opponent falls off his or her skateboard, regardless of reason, it is deemed an automatic loss, and the opponent still on his or her skateboard is automatically declared the winner.
A new extreme sport invented in Taiwan which combines the Japanese sport and martial art of Kendo with skateboarding.
Typically, two kendo opponents attack each other in traditional kendo uniforms &/or armor with traditional kendo shinai, 竹刀, (~ a Japanese sword typically made of bamboo used for practice and competition in kendo), while riding skateboards. Skendo rules allow for wearing socks and skateboard sneakers.
The rules for winning and losing, for the most part, follow traditional Japanese kendo, with the major exception being that if an opponent knocks his or her opponent off their skateboard, or if one's opponent falls off his or her skateboard, regardless of reason, it is deemed an automatic loss, and the opponent still on his or her skateboard is automatically declared the winner.
A: How did you twist your ankle?
B: I was practicing 'skendo' and my opponent knocked me clean off my skateboard with a blow to the knee with his shinai (竹刀) .
A: What's a shinai?
B: It's a bamboo practice-sword traditionally used in kendo, and that we also use in skendo.
A: Dude! Are you telling me you attack each other with bamboo swords while skateboarding?!?! DUDE! SKENDO sounds gnarly!! Sign me up! I gotta try skendo! Forget 'game of skate!'
B: I was practicing 'skendo' and my opponent knocked me clean off my skateboard with a blow to the knee with his shinai (竹刀) .
A: What's a shinai?
B: It's a bamboo practice-sword traditionally used in kendo, and that we also use in skendo.
A: Dude! Are you telling me you attack each other with bamboo swords while skateboarding?!?! DUDE! SKENDO sounds gnarly!! Sign me up! I gotta try skendo! Forget 'game of skate!'
by Thelonious Zanzibar Seagrave May 12, 2022
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This young man has been stripped off his human rights as he has been jailed, which has created huge controversy and has caused the initiation of successful campaigns such as "#freeskendo" , which aims to help Skendo achieve his goal, which is freedom.
This young man has been stripped off his human rights as he has been jailed, which has created huge controversy and has caused the initiation of successful campaigns such as "#freeskendo" , which aims to help Skendo achieve his goal, which is freedom.
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It looks too much like the speedo swimsuits favored by Eurotrash on the beaches to be taken seriously anyplace but at a ski race.
Fine for racing (as are speedo shorts) but not ok for normal skiing.
It looks too much like the speedo swimsuits favored by Eurotrash on the beaches to be taken seriously anyplace but at a ski race.
Fine for racing (as are speedo shorts) but not ok for normal skiing.
Dude, did you see that guy blow past me wearing a skeedo? There must be a race today.
Ya. I'd wear one too but it would make my junk look to big.
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Suffers from small man syndrome but tries to make up for this by competing in a physical sport like boxing. Will often "air box" (throw punches into the air) to make sure people are aware that he boxes.
Also suffers from stunted growth and could be referred to as a pip squeak or poindexter.
Has a obsession with calling people names with something to do with male genitilia. eg Limp dick
Wears cute glasses.
Suffers from small man syndrome but tries to make up for this by competing in a physical sport like boxing. Will often "air box" (throw punches into the air) to make sure people are aware that he boxes.
Also suffers from stunted growth and could be referred to as a pip squeak or poindexter.
Has a obsession with calling people names with something to do with male genitilia. eg Limp dick
Wears cute glasses.
Alex: What's with that small, cute glasses wearing guy who looks like he is suffering from stunted growth punching the air? Is he a fighter?
Tom: That is a svendo. Don't worry he doesn't actually box. He is probably going to make a bet and then shy away from it.
Tom: That is a svendo. Don't worry he doesn't actually box. He is probably going to make a bet and then shy away from it.
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