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Skeedo
The skin-tight lycra-spandex suits worn by ski racers during races and sometimes, unfortunately, after the race on the slopes with the rest of us.
It looks too much like the speedo swimsuits favored by Eurotrash on the beaches to be taken seriously anyplace but at a ski race.
Fine for racing (as are speedo shorts) but not ok for normal skiing.
It looks too much like the speedo swimsuits favored by Eurotrash on the beaches to be taken seriously anyplace but at a ski race.
Fine for racing (as are speedo shorts) but not ok for normal skiing.
Dude, did you see that guy blow past me wearing a skeedo? There must be a race today.
Ya. I'd wear one too but it would make my junk look to big.
Ya. I'd wear one too but it would make my junk look to big.
Skeedo by Ole the Logger March 12, 2013
skedoosh
An action word ie: POW, Bang. to be used only when the situation calls for a word that goes beyond all limits of amazing.
"I will totaly take you down...SKEDOOSH!"
skedoosh by xxLaLa Lizzyxx July 3, 2008
skeezoid
Skeetosis
Skeetosis is a variation of the famous "ketosis diet," in a regular ketosis diet a person will intake a high amount of healthy proteins, a high amount of healthy fats and very low amounts of carbohydrates. The diet mimics aspects of starvation by forcing the body to burn fats rather than carbohydrates. In Skeetosis, you intake high amounts of protein and fats by eating at places such as McDonald's, Burger King, Jack-n-the-Box and Chik-Fil-A but only eating the burger patties and disposing of the bread. It also includes heavy alcohol consumptions of beer at Maggies pub on Tuesdays. The "Motto" behind the diet is, eat big, lift big and i you will get results. The diet is a noobs diet in the sense that it gives an excuse to binge and not to ever really see any results. The diet also is against any forms of Cardio because it is believed to hinder gains before shedding any body fat.
Skeetonian
Since there was no unit of measurement for skeet power, the "Skeetonian" was created.
The average male skeets at about 10 Skeetonians, while Peter North skeets at 25 Skeetonians.
Skeetonian units are not progressive in scale, they measure much like Fahrenheit temperature units.
The average male skeets at about 10 Skeetonians, while Peter North skeets at 25 Skeetonians.
Skeetonian units are not progressive in scale, they measure much like Fahrenheit temperature units.
Skeetonian by Meelo Rub-in September 28, 2012
skeevoza
skeevoza by The Inanimate Carbon Rod September 11, 2009
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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