skeens

A short, nasty lookin bitch that floated in a green cooler from Cuba to Miami

Mrs. skeens can suk my dizzack!!!

by kishan April 28, 2005

skeens

Skin Jeans. Jeans that are crazy tight.

Jon: "Nice skeens, fag."

Me: "I know you like the shape of my thighs, homosaurus."

by Matt Honcho June 9, 2009

skeens on beens

cooler way to say skeen.Also to be sarcastic in saying ok.

Im on drugs you know.
skeens on beens

by kurlz March 10, 2008

Skeeny

A word to describe a joint or a an object that contains tobacco and marjuana.

Reezy: "Yo blud meet me at the corner shop for a fat skeeny"

Shxdow: "Yeah fam gimme 5 mins"

by Bad Man Reezy January 16, 2017

skeeser

typically a female that a male searches for, when all else has failed and last call has been called.

a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.

"hey its last call, lets find a skeeser and get outta here"

"lets fuck some skeesers tonight"

"that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is fucked up, im gonna do her anyway"

"dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser"

by angry irish January 9, 2007

skeetsahut

the place that serves the greasiest pizza that makes you skeet brown water all over the wall unless you manage to secure yourself to the top side of a toilet beforehand

dude, i'm gonna have to find a toilet soon...i ate at skeetsahut earlier today

by cabajul January 10, 2011

Skeener

Noun, a person who pilfers/scrounges wifi from a business or a personal hotspot with or without consent

“hey, can I borrow your wifi?” “No, fuck off you Skeener!”

by SkeenBunny July 18, 2018