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Eww that turd I just dropped is skeejy
skeejy by Kyle Jones August 14, 2004
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A word to describe a joint or a an object that contains tobacco and marjuana.
Reezy: "Yo blud meet me at the corner shop for a fat skeeny"

Shxdow: "Yeah fam gimme 5 mins"
Skeeny by Bad Man Reezy January 16, 2017
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Uncle Sreejy 

An elderly, yet sexy man who lures children to his large, white van during a (preferred) Sunday afternoon. He then proceeds to read innocent material to his victim right before (usually) scarring the childrens' lives with forced assault. His victims will usually never remain the same afterward. Some victims come back, and others.. well they never do. This potential experience is called the "Reading Buddies" experience. CAUTION: If you are a Reading Buddies survivor and would like to seek help, please call the following number: 1-800-273-8255
"Hey, did u hear Jeff was a Reading Buddies survivor." said Mahdin.
Pattel answered, " Yeah boy, he survived Uncle Sreejy . How is that even possible?!"
Ricky chimed in, " I dunno but iz lit up in these Brampton woods!
Uncle Sreejy by Uncle Sreejy August 29, 2017
Shifty, sleazy, creepy, dirty, dodgy, nasty.
1)"Have you seen Britney Spears' latest husband? Ugh, he's so skeevy. How could she BREED with someone like that?"

2)"Eeeew, look at that skeevy guy over there with the white plastic shoes. Oh my God, is his hair slicked back with VASELINE? I can almost smell the Brut from here."

3)"Of course there's no guarantee. He bought the thing from some skeevy dude in an alley."
skeevy by Fior August 30, 2005

Skeezy Skuzzy Skunky Skank 

Your garden variety whore who has Bleach Blonde hair on the top and Black underneath. This person usually is married but sleeps with anything that will talk to her. They are usually broke off their ass with several kids, gets fired from jobs, get cars repoed on a routine basis along with getting their heat shut up and about 100 collection calls a day.

They don't have absolutely any $ to pay their bills (even the minimum on their credit cards) but yet they already have 20 credit cards almost all maxed out so they apply for another one and go buy bleach for their hair, more skin tight pants so their camel toe hangs out, get their nails done, buy fake designer purses, and buys economy size boxes of rubbers for all the guys she bangs besides her husband so she don't spread her Herpes anymore.

They also are the kind of people who act like they have it made in their life with nice things but really they are on Welfare, get food stamps, housing and heating assistance, and free health insurance so they can have yet another kid that isn't their husbands.

This person just basically sucks at life!
Heidi is such a Skeezy Skuzzy Skunky Skank, you think she'd keep her legs closed so she doesn't get knocked up again. Looks like I'll be paying for this baby too since she's a welfare case.

Pretty soon she's going to have to take a whole school bus load of dudes on Maury to test for all the baby's daddy's. #42 you are NOT the Father, who's next take a #. Ha Ha

skeeyeee 

a lyric from “Sexyy Red” which basically means we lit.
them: “when i holler skeeyeee that mean pull up!”

you: “SKEEEYEEE!”
skeeyeee by durkiokailen June 12, 2023
The quality of being sketchy or of dubious origin. A skeezy guy is the kind that you're not quite sure where they came from, but they tend to be the oily, used car salesman types. A skeezy chick shares the dubious origin, and is likely the kind you find passed out at a party or in a bar that when she wakes up, goes home with the nearest guy.

Additionally, objects can be skeezy, especially foods and furniture. Skeezy foods are the kind that could be perfectly safe and just smell funny, or be so old and grotesque that you'll die from eating it. Skeezy furniture is the kind that bums sleep on or is in common areas that people are known to have sex in.
Dude, I wouldn't ask that guy for directions, he looks kinda skeezy.

I totally took home that Brittany chick from our Lit class.
Brittany? That girl is pretty skeezy, you might wanna go get tested.

Man, Anya eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe.

Whoa, I wouldn't sit there, that couch is kinda skeezy.
Skeezy by JossyWheckadoniaca June 22, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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