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SKREW
A "Skrewball poem", or in short "a Skrew", is a poem with short lines and multiple rhyming or repeated words, often with letters missing or shortened or written in text speech and is a means to convey a story or tale from the Screwed up poet to a Screwed up reader.
A "True SKREW" is a poem, with many nonsensical rhyming lines, often written without any inclination by the author to give a fuck about what words he is SKREWING you with.
A "True SKREW" is a poem, with many nonsensical rhyming lines, often written without any inclination by the author to give a fuck about what words he is SKREWING you with.
"Skr3w, screw, barney McSkrew,
Screw them all and screw u too,
Been in a screw job n not 2 few,
Diablo witch screwed r whole crew. "
Screw them all and screw u too,
Been in a screw job n not 2 few,
Diablo witch screwed r whole crew. "
SKREW by TripleDipped September 24, 2020
Shareware
Software downloaded from the internet, or transfered via CD/Floppy disk, that is one or more of the following.
a.) Works for a limited time, then requires payment
b.) Works for a limited time, then becomes Nagware
c.) Works forever, but has limited features from the full-blown version
d.) Works forever, but requests nicely that if you really do like it, it would be Politically Correct for you to purchase it
a.) Works for a limited time, then requires payment
b.) Works for a limited time, then becomes Nagware
c.) Works forever, but has limited features from the full-blown version
d.) Works forever, but requests nicely that if you really do like it, it would be Politically Correct for you to purchase it
Sharewear
An item of clothing lent by a girl to another girl to help her out on a night out when she discovers she hates her entire wardrobe just before going out.
Suzy: "Hey, nice top, you look great"
Shauna: "Thanks, it's actually a sharewear - I couldn't find a thing to wear but Louise lent me this"
Shauna: "Thanks, it's actually a sharewear - I couldn't find a thing to wear but Louise lent me this"
Sharewear by Urban Englander May 23, 2009
Word of the Day on May 26, 2009
scareware
Scareware: Using popular and mis-spelled search terms, the criminals divert people to sites that are seeded with fake warnings about virus infections. The pop-up warnings claim that a visitor's PC is riddled with malicious programs, virusses and spyware. In turn visitors are duped into buying fake removal software.
Loose Skrews
The Loose Skrews are a punk rock band that was founded in Atlanta.They been doing there own unique brand of punk/Oi since 2003. They also started a large fan following called "The Brew Crew".
Members:
Rotger Rotgut- Vocals
J.B.- Bass
Clayton- Lead Guitar
Hooper- Rhythm Guitar
Gabe- Drums
Albums include:
More Than A Few
Have Another Brew,
Born To Lose,
For Those Hearts True.
Members:
Rotger Rotgut- Vocals
J.B.- Bass
Clayton- Lead Guitar
Hooper- Rhythm Guitar
Gabe- Drums
Albums include:
More Than A Few
Have Another Brew,
Born To Lose,
For Those Hearts True.
Loose Skrews by tunaking June 28, 2009
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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