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an extremely bald man, who usually gets very angry over small things
skalde: Fuck off you fucking idiot its not funny you called me gay!

you: wtf you are such a skalde, holy shit
skalde by XDLOL! February 9, 2018
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Verb:
To exclude someone on the basis of color or race from a system of betterment.
To be a gatekeeper of race and class non-inclusiveness.
Sentence: He remained broke and marginalized his whole life; He had been Skaddened at every turn.
Skadden by Love 100 July 18, 2020
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Skandered 

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He Skandered this track.
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Scalded Ape 

a) when a ape is scalded with anything that scalds, it is reported that they have unimaginable speed as they run.
b) often refered to cars or motorcyles with an overly large amount of Horse Power and are able to accelerate quickly and achieve high speeds.
c) when describing someone that either 1. runs very quickly to avoid danger 2. just runs quickly or 3. anything fast
The robber entered the convenince store and pulled out a large caliber handgun. My friend Jason, seeing the gun, ran out the back door like a Scalded Ape.
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faster than a scalded dog

This idiomatic expression can describe any kind of movement, but is especially linked to running. A scalded dog would be moving as quickly as it was capable of doing, and it would be motivated by pain and fear - that combination makes for some serious speed.
When the bandit saw the police coming, he ran faster than a scalded dog.

nigley shalders 

A racial slur meaning "black intellectual"
hoe 1: I am sexually attracted to that Nigley Shalders over there
hoe 2: I though he was gay?
hoe 1: good thing I am a transvestite
hoe 2: nigga what the fuck
nigley shalders by sussy stef October 20, 2021
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