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When you take your penis and slam it against objects and persons

(Belgian translation)
i'm going to sjwaffel you!
sjwaffel by JarrzZz February 22, 2009
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swaffeling 

A dutch word for smacking your penis against someone or something.
I woke up in the middle of the night horny as hell, so I started swaffeling my wife's face.
swaffeling by chaddy September 11, 2013
Swaffeling is the way to drive the woman (or if you prefer man, such as some dubious characters) of your dreams to new unprecedented heights and fabulous moments of pleasure. Only men can practice this erotic expression (women also, provided that they are in the possession of sex toys).

The swaffel stands or falls with an important factor. The swaffeller must be in the possession of a so-called top-heavy penis. This means that the penis must not be fully stiffened, though it mustn't be soft either. Top-heavy is a state in which the penis hangs approximately horizontally, and it in which is possible to swing with the penis. Then, take the object to be swaffeled (by preference women's bottom, leg or breast) and slap it gently. Do not hit too hard to prevent bruises and broken bones.

History:
Adam and Eve appear to have done it, the Romans enjoyed it very much on their 40 years lasting journey through the desert, the Jews enjoyed it...
And then in the early middle ages, the noble art of swaffeling was lost. Many feared that the swaffel phenomenon had been taken away forever from mankind, however, on a booze-holiday in Blanes a group of youngsters rediscovered swaffeling, and even perfected it!
Hebbben we weer lekker zitten swaffelen.
To be swaffeled.
To swaffel.
I swaffel, you swaffel, we swaffel.

swaffeling 

Swaffeling is to hit someone in the face with your half erected dick.
Hey man, I feel like swaffeling that pretty girl all over the place.
swaffeling by dutchtree109 October 28, 2013
slapping a object or person with your penis. the best way to do this is when it is half stiff and the biggest weight is on the top of the penis.
auwch, that dude just swaffelt me
swaffel by sander v May 15, 2008

Swaffelenbak

The process of going from door to door with a group of top-heavy-penissed individuals to swaffle unaware dooropeners.
Damn kids with your swaffelenbak! I hope my letterbox gives you herpes!
Swaffelenbak by Skatezofre June 2, 2008
To slam ones dick - often repeatedly - against the Taj Mahal.
The dutch student was suspended after posting a video of him swaffelen. the infamy made swaffelen the word of the year in 2008 in both the Netherlands and Belgium.
swaffelen by PB&J112915 February 28, 2017
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