Definitions by dutchtree109

swaffeling 

Swaffeling is to hit someone in the face with your half erected dick.

Hey man, I feel like swaffeling that pretty girl all over the place.

swaffeling by dutchtree109 October 28, 2013

champagne 

Champagne is to take your dick and swing it around while pissing so you piss all over the place.

I'm on a party at this asshole's house and I have to go to the restroom. Champagne!!!!!!!!!

champagne by dutchtree109 October 28, 2013