slapping a object or person with your penis. the best way to do this is when it is half stiff and the biggest weight is on the top of the penis.
auwch, that dude just swaffelt me
by sander v May 15, 2008
A dutch word for smacking your penis against someone or something.
I woke up in the middle of the night horny as hell, so I started swaffeling my wife's face.
by chaddy September 11, 2013
Swaffeling is to hit someone in the face with your half erected dick.
Hey man, I feel like swaffeling that pretty girl all over the place.
by dutchtree109 October 27, 2013
To slap something, usually a man or woman's face, with an erect penis or similar hard, penis-shaped object.
To cockslap.

(sidenote: this is the only word known of by the author of this entry that describes the phenomenon of cockslapping, and is not a compound word or portmanteau)

Originally a slang term from North Amsterdam, the word has spread in usage to various other parts of Europe, the Middle East, and North America.

Variations: swafffel, mutaswaffila, swaafil
Steve swaffeled Marie, and then Marie dumped Steve.

George tried waking up his girlfriend with a swaffel, and then she didn't talk to him for a week.

Arabic: Ana swaffeltuha!

by swaafila April 22, 2007
It means to bang your gentleman's sausage on the side of the Taj Mahal.
The only problem I do have here is that I am not allowed to use the word 'swaffeling'. - Jeremy Clarkson.
by CortezDevil December 11, 2021
Getting slapped in your face by some german dick. Very popular in Germany in the Second World War.
Did you see that guy returning from Germany after his holiday, he got totally schutz swaffeled against his kopf, it wasnt even ganz geil any more.

Zwei bratwurst. Ein kopf. Schutz Swaffel Zeit!
by JonkoXL July 3, 2013