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Shoberg

I lowlife individual with no moral compass. Lacking in any character or backbone.
He is such a shoberg he lied about what happened then cowerd like a little bitch when caught.
by Kammbull January 24, 2019
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Shober

A shober is the same as a shibe or shiba inu. They use the power of doge memes to mind control all humans into doing their bidding. They like to go "bork" a lot and some say they started the memes.
Look at the cute shober in the distance! Wait, why does he have a guy on a leash?
by kbyefornow November 7, 2018
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Shober

The perfect shober does not exi-
by doglitter October 29, 2018
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Showergument

When you are in the shower and you have an imaginary argument in which you are owning the other person with witty comebacks and soul destroying insults.
"I wish my real arguments went as well as my showerguments".
by billgatesog March 7, 2014
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shober

Verb: The act of double teaming someone, or something. Often used during basketball games if someone is driving the lane and the man coverage won't work.
Dude , you and me should get messed up and shober some bitch.
by b-dog66 April 11, 2010
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showerglarphobia

A fear of a burglar inside of your shower.

This results in a habitual opening of the shower to "check" for the suspicious person in your bathing area.
"Do you really open the shower when you shit Earl?"

"Yeah... (sigh) I suffer from showerglarphobia. It's a phobia suffered by mainly the smartest, most diverse and awe inspiring people on earth that creates a fear of a burglar or suspicious person, as stated on my police report from when I swear I saw Dick Cheney with a shotgun, inside of you shower when you go to relieve yourself."

"That's bullshit Earl. No such thing exists. Your full of shit."

"No way. its a Facebook group, DUHH!! It exists jackass. The last thing I wanted was a face full of bird shot when I was trying to pinch a loaf in solitude."
by the see-ma-wae February 27, 2010
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Showergorgon

A few days ago I took a showergorgon.
by Earthan Thanos February 7, 2019
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