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Sixteen Candles
A classic 1980's John Hughes flick that chronicles the story of Samantha, a sixteen year old whose family has forgotten her birthday. Jake Ryan, the "perfect" guy in school, saves the day- saving Samantha from her sister's awful wedding, and buying her a birthday cake. This movie is famous for it's archetype characters- 'The geek'- Called either Farmer Ted, or the Geek, and played by Anthony Michael Hall, 'the perfect man'- Jake Ryan, played by actor/model Michael Schoeffling, and 'the awkward high school girl', played by Molly Ringwald. The character of Jake Ryan has grown extrememly popular over the years as an example of a perfect man- smart, rich, courteous, sweet, considerate- and one who breaks up with the curvy, beautiful head cheerleader for the gawky, awkward younger girl.
Sixteen Candles by PunkRokinPromQueen May 4, 2006
Sixten
A guy from Sweden who thinks to much about himself and and gets a boner by looking in a mirror.
Wants to get a mirror above his bed so he can look at himself and not the girl while having sex.
Loves Fortnite and calls himself the FORTNITE KING! But he's actually kinda trash...
It is useless to fight against it so if by any chance a werewolf wanted to have sex with him, he would make the best out of the situation and not struggle.
Wants to get a mirror above his bed so he can look at himself and not the girl while having sex.
Loves Fortnite and calls himself the FORTNITE KING! But he's actually kinda trash...
It is useless to fight against it so if by any chance a werewolf wanted to have sex with him, he would make the best out of the situation and not struggle.
Sixten by eggs benedict cumberbatch January 2, 2022
Thirty Sixes
I got them thirty sixes and I'm not talking about the rims - if you're hustling for real then you know what I mean.
Thirty Sixes by tacoX August 24, 2008
Rule of Sixes
The four qualities women require men to have when it comes to dating, unfortunately. The more you have, the better your chances with women.
1.) 6 feet tall
2.) 6 figure salary
3.) 6 inch D
4.) 6 pack abs
1.) 6 feet tall
2.) 6 figure salary
3.) 6 inch D
4.) 6 pack abs
Fat ugly bitch: (looks at Bumble) "Oh he's cute but he's 5'9, wtf! I just want a guy who is **lists the rule of sixes**"
Cute friend: "Omg yessss bitch! You deserve that. You are such a catch!"
Fat ugly bitch: "Omg thanks girl! I mean you dated Chaz who checked all 4 boxes, but then he just ghosted you and blocked you after you guys had sex"
Cute friend: "Ugh yeah what a fu cking douchebag. And TJ too, except he was married so like whatever"
Fat ugly bitch: "Ugh we're gonna be single forever. Let's just camp out in front of Drake's house"
***Normal guy walks up to them***
Fat ugly bitch & Cute friend: (same time) "Sorry I have a boyfriend"
Normal guy: (didn't even get to shoot his shot) "God damn rule of sixes. This is why dating today is the worst it's ever been in history"
Cute friend: "Omg yessss bitch! You deserve that. You are such a catch!"
Fat ugly bitch: "Omg thanks girl! I mean you dated Chaz who checked all 4 boxes, but then he just ghosted you and blocked you after you guys had sex"
Cute friend: "Ugh yeah what a fu cking douchebag. And TJ too, except he was married so like whatever"
Fat ugly bitch: "Ugh we're gonna be single forever. Let's just camp out in front of Drake's house"
***Normal guy walks up to them***
Fat ugly bitch & Cute friend: (same time) "Sorry I have a boyfriend"
Normal guy: (didn't even get to shoot his shot) "God damn rule of sixes. This is why dating today is the worst it's ever been in history"
Rule of Sixes by Lit Romney June 9, 2020
sixon
A conjunction kreated by Dr Krispin, meaning "sick son". Saves the typer a couple of valuable nanoseconds, like other conjunctions. This has power and makes the user feel unvincible. Unfortunately, people don't know you are speaking it, unless you say "Sixon with an EKS". Have a great day!
Example 1
guy1: Who's that smokin hott girl there??
guy2: I don't know, but her body is sixon!
Ex 2
Fan 1: Listen to Gangstarr's new joint
Fan 2: Woa that track is SIXON!
Ex 3
Person 1: Why are you red and coughing, you tokin??
Person 2: No silly, get me some tea cause I'm Sixon
guy1: Who's that smokin hott girl there??
guy2: I don't know, but her body is sixon!
Ex 2
Fan 1: Listen to Gangstarr's new joint
Fan 2: Woa that track is SIXON!
Ex 3
Person 1: Why are you red and coughing, you tokin??
Person 2: No silly, get me some tea cause I'm Sixon
sixon by KokoKrizpz June 4, 2009
Ninety-sixer
A sexual position where a man and a woman lie back to back, with their heads at opposite ends of the bed. With none of their sexual organs are even remotely lined up.
It is favoured by people with strong religious beliefs.
It is favoured by people with strong religious beliefs.
Yo man last week at bible camp I had a hot Ninety-sixer with Rach. Had to go to confession afterwards, but Geez it was worth it.
I hope Jesus wasn't watching.
I hope Jesus wasn't watching.
Ninety-sixer by GreeneryTheSecond August 9, 2010
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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