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Sitting bitch

Sitting in the middle seat in the back of a car. Usually the unpopular persons spot, or the spot of the person who doesn't call shotgun or a window seat
James is the loser so he got stuck sitting bitch
As soon as the car was in sight everyone called shotgun or window seat so i got stuck sitting bitch
Sitting bitch by shlubster March 3, 2014

Sitting on a cigar 

Dude! Stop at the next rest stop. I'm sitting on a cigar.
Sitting on a cigar by Chipf70 March 11, 2012

ShutingWu 

``Smart,genius, only get along with people after I week or 3-5 days, mostly a Sagittarius ♐️, has a special meaning in Chinese, smart ass and bootiful.
ONE THING ABOUT ME IM THE BADDEST ALIVE
-ShutingWu
ShutingWu by Mommy Vibes October 18, 2022

bench sitting 

Leisure activity unique to University of Mary Washington students where one or more students observe the activities and/or listen to the conversations of others while sitting on a campus walk bench. It is common for those participating in bench sitting to point and laugh at those whom they are observing. Bench sitting can also be used to observe UMW squirrels.

Not to be confused with "sitting on a bench."
"Two UMW students were bench sitting and watched as a girl nearly walked into a trash can. They pointed and laughed at her."

sitting on a stick

The uncomfortable circumstance associated with an unavoidable delay in bowel evacuation.
By the time I reached my stop, I had to shit so bad that I almost didn't make it off the bus. It felt like I was sitting on a stick.
sitting on a stick by YAWA May 14, 2015

sitting duck 

Term usually used/heard in combat. Means an individual or persons is extremly vulnerable, possibly out in the open and or helpess in their current position.
"Our men have no cover in that open field. They are sitting ducks to the enemy!"
sitting duck by UglyMug November 5, 2004