Person 1: just been doon ti DFS got a hid O a nice wee cozy sitee for 2 hunder quid!
Person 2: aye thats brah that is, did ye get that aff yer broo money?
Person 1:naw meh aldest ane tam gave is the dough.
Translation
Person 1:i have recently been on a trip to DFS and bought myself a nice 2-3 seater sofa for the cheap price of £200
Person 2:yes thats good, did you get that off of your government issued money?
Person 1: no my oldest son thomas gave me the money
Visiting new and interesting places while completely lost courtesy of the imaginative route selection typically provided by Satellite Navigation devices
I went satseeing through two farms and a ford today and met an interesting man playing a banjo on a rocking chair
Someone who prefers to sit every change they get, as standing up is too much effort and makes their feethurt and lying down is for sleeping at night.
That guy at work has got sitzee, coz even after hours he sits at work until late. Maybe his wife makes him standzee at home or something. He sure aint layzee.
Get off that damn computer and go outside to mow the lawn NOW ! You sitzee for 2 days straight!
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.