Person 1: just been doon ti DFS got a hid O a nice wee cozy sitee for 2 hunder quid!
Person 2: aye thats brah that is, did ye get that aff yer broo money?
Person 1:naw meh aldest ane tam gave is the dough.
Translation
Person 1:i have recently been on a trip to DFS and bought myself a nice 2-3 seater sofa for the cheap price of £200
Person 2:yes thats good, did you get that off of your government issued money?
Person 1: no my oldest son thomas gave me the money
Visiting new and interesting places while completely lost courtesy of the imaginative route selection typically provided by Satellite Navigation devices
I went satseeing through two farms and a ford today and met an interesting man playing a banjo on a rocking chair
Someone who prefers to sit every change they get, as standing up is too much effort and makes their feet hurt and lying down is for sleeping at night.
That guy at work has got sitzee, coz even after hours he sits at work until late. Maybe his wife makes him standzee at home or something. He sure aint layzee.
Get off that damn computer and go outside to mow the lawn NOW ! You sitzee for 2 days straight!
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.