sitzee 

Someone who prefers to sit every change they get, as standing up is too much effort and makes their feet hurt and lying down is for sleeping at night.

That guy at work has got sitzee, coz even after hours he sits at work until late. Maybe his wife makes him standzee at home or something. He sure aint layzee.
Get off that damn computer and go outside to mow the lawn NOW ! You sitzee for 2 days straight!

sitzee by Jakeythehakey & SweetNightmare November 14, 2016

sitzberger 

A sexual maneuver that involves hot dog water and a pitching wedge and a hobo.

I wanted to sitzberger my wife but we could not find a hobo.

sitzberger by Tskills July 9, 2010

sitee 

a scottish word for a couch, sofa etc

Person 1: just been doon ti DFS got a hid O a nice wee cozy sitee for 2 hunder quid!
Person 2: aye thats brah that is, did ye get that aff yer broo money?
Person 1:naw meh aldest ane tam gave is the dough.

Translation
Person 1:i have recently been on a trip to DFS and bought myself a nice 2-3 seater sofa for the cheap price of £200
Person 2:yes thats good, did you get that off of your government issued money?
Person 1: no my oldest son thomas gave me the money

sitee by Big McGinn December 23, 2010

sitsee

Another name for a baby pacifier

"Bill give Wendy here sitsee

sitsee by Miles Maljarik January 4, 2008

sithee 

Northern slang for "see ya". Although used mostly by old men in flat caps, it's managed to survive in places on the outskirts of Manchester

Sithee later in't Tory
I'll sithee, you twat

sithee by Mand February 22, 2005

Sitpee’er

A soylent sports blogger who is infatuated with Frank Boozeshay.

I was on Twitter while watching a hockey game and a sitpee’er appeared on my feed and was keyboard jerking to an athlete that passed away before he was born. What a sitpee’er!

Sitpee’er by Gason McCuck March 26, 2021