siskin 

a small chiefly greenish and yellowish finch (Carduelis spinus) of Europe, Asia, and northern Africa that is related to the goldfinch.

Finches, pine siskins, chickadees and woodpeckers eat the seeds from the pine cones and glean insects from the bark.

siskin by billie eyelash August 16, 2018

Sistine 

adjective: Magnificent, wonderful, very good or of exceptionally high quality.

That kebab was absolutely Sistine

Sistine by mc speed May 25, 2020

Sinking Ship 

A phrase used when a business is doing poorly due to lack of sales or bad management

Jim : Our store is becoming a Sinking Ship you need to kick it up a notch or I may have to replace you!
Chad : Even though I pleasure your ass with my dick I still might lose my job?
Jim : Yes I would miss our tickle time but your time may be limited with our company!
Chad : I guess it may be time for me to abandon this Sinking Ship!
Jim : I just hope your replacement has a 14 inch cock as well!
Chad : Yeah good luck with that!

Sinking Ship by SlopNChop May 18, 2017

Sistinas 

1. (proper noun) A fantastic, melodic song by heavy metal group Danzig.

2. (proper noun) An extremely rare first name for a female.

Sistinas is one of the girls on my school's basketball team. Did you hear Sistinas on the radio yesterday?

Sistinas by Aspen Martha Focker January 12, 2011

Siskit

The type of biscuit that is purely made of the grains of our great Australians beaches. Usually turns into original form when pressure is applied. Mainly given at budget boarding schools. Digestion is not advised.

"Oi Lebby whats for morning tea brah?" "Fucking Siskits brah" "FUCK"

Siskit by BigPapi696969 May 27, 2019

Creekside Dormitory (formerly known as Simkins)

The secluded, only all-male dorm at the University of Texas. It houses about 200 men and resides in the Northeast edge of campus. It was formerly known as Simkins until 2010, when the board discovered that the man was an avid member of the KKK. Most of the residents hate themselves for waiting until mid-May to apply for housing once they arrive on campus. Several residents were forced to live here by their moms because it's not co-ed, and therefore the only "conservative" dorm at UT. This dorm is a sick joke and blows for many different reasons:

1) There are two dining centers on campus and Creekside is equidistant from both. A 10-minute walk up-hill.
2) There are no other dorms by Creekside; the only things close by are a museum and a parking garage.
3) There are off-campus hoodlums that come by at night and cut bike-locks to steal our means of transportation.
4) There are these fucking gnats that occupy a space above the sidewalk to Jester everyday.
5) The immense amounts of pubic hair that get piled on the shower floors.
6) The builders conveniently placed the door hinges for the closet on the wrong side. You have to cram against your drawer just to open the door.

The good things:
1)Its close to a nine-hole municipal golf-course.
2) There's an xbox and a broken 52-inch TV upstairs.
3) There's always a game of Dungeons and Dragons going on in the entertainment room. Cheez-its all-around.
4) There's a group of guys that sometimes smoke a hookah outside at night.

(person #1) "Yo dawg, look at those two losers bouncing a basketball to each other on the sidewalk."

(person #2) "Oh yah man that's Creekside Dormitory (formerly known as Simkins), the shittiest dorm at UT. Only losers stay there."

(person #1) "Oh shit. That blows."

Example #2
(person #1) "Hi my name is so-and-so."

(person #2) "Nice to meet you, my name's so-and-so. I live in Jester...it sucks. Where do you live?"

(person #1) "Oh ok Jester's not that bad. I live in Creekside."

(person #2) "Never heard of it."

(person #1) "It used to be named after a guy named Simkins. He was in the KKK."

Example #3 (60 years ago)

(person #1) "Yo dumbass, you put the door hinges on the wrong side of the closet."

(person #2) "Oh shit...well, it don't matter. It's Simkins."

(person #1) "Oh ya. That's true."

Creekside Dormitory (formerly known as Simkins) by JFR-Resident of Creekside September 7, 2010

The Sinking Sailor

A creamy mix of captain and a rootbeer float.
1. 2 shots Captain Morgan spiced rum
2. 1 can of rootbeer
3. 2 scoops vanilla ice cream

Stewart made The Sinking Sailors for the boys on Saturday night.

The Sinking Sailor by ZORSE and the boys March 11, 2017