Siskins 

An amalgamation of Siskou and Higgins.

Hey, there's Siskins.

Siskins by MIAOWW December 16, 2008

Creekside Dormitory (formerly known as Simkins)

The secluded, only all-male dorm at the University of Texas. It houses about 200 men and resides in the Northeast edge of campus. It was formerly known as Simkins until 2010, when the board discovered that the man was an avid member of the KKK. Most of the residents hate themselves for waiting until mid-May to apply for housing once they arrive on campus. Several residents were forced to live here by their moms because it's not co-ed, and therefore the only "conservative" dorm at UT. This dorm is a sick joke and blows for many different reasons:

1) There are two dining centers on campus and Creekside is equidistant from both. A 10-minute walk up-hill.
2) There are no other dorms by Creekside; the only things close by are a museum and a parking garage.
3) There are off-campus hoodlums that come by at night and cut bike-locks to steal our means of transportation.
4) There are these fucking gnats that occupy a space above the sidewalk to Jester everyday.
5) The immense amounts of pubic hair that get piled on the shower floors.
6) The builders conveniently placed the door hinges for the closet on the wrong side. You have to cram against your drawer just to open the door.

The good things:
1)Its close to a nine-hole municipal golf-course.
2) There's an xbox and a broken 52-inch TV upstairs.
3) There's always a game of Dungeons and Dragons going on in the entertainment room. Cheez-its all-around.
4) There's a group of guys that sometimes smoke a hookah outside at night.

(person #1) "Yo dawg, look at those two losers bouncing a basketball to each other on the sidewalk."

(person #2) "Oh yah man that's Creekside Dormitory (formerly known as Simkins), the shittiest dorm at UT. Only losers stay there."

(person #1) "Oh shit. That blows."

Example #2
(person #1) "Hi my name is so-and-so."

(person #2) "Nice to meet you, my name's so-and-so. I live in Jester...it sucks. Where do you live?"

(person #1) "Oh ok Jester's not that bad. I live in Creekside."

(person #2) "Never heard of it."

(person #1) "It used to be named after a guy named Simkins. He was in the KKK."

Example #3 (60 years ago)

(person #1) "Yo dumbass, you put the door hinges on the wrong side of the closet."

(person #2) "Oh shit...well, it don't matter. It's Simkins."

(person #1) "Oh ya. That's true."

Creekside Dormitory (formerly known as Simkins) by JFR-Resident of Creekside September 7, 2010

simkins 

one who has the biggest penis in the whole world and will fuck your brains out with his massive dong.

whoooo that simkins is bigger than a tree

simkins by simnrl333 November 3, 2009

siskin 

a small chiefly greenish and yellowish finch (Carduelis spinus) of Europe, Asia, and northern Africa that is related to the goldfinch.

Finches, pine siskins, chickadees and woodpeckers eat the seeds from the pine cones and glean insects from the bark.

siskin by billie eyelash August 16, 2018

siskind 

one that is really funny and cool. usually someone that is physically attractive

To be part of the siskind family.

siskind by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Simkins syndrome 

A rare mental disorder for
Introverted individuals, who has a hate for people and constantly has a lust to expose others weaknesses

That boy definitely has some simkins syndrome in him.

Simkins syndrome by Skater oh February 20, 2021

brian simkins 

the most retarded kid you have ever met. definitely has a 1 centimeter penis and no girls. and btw, that 1 centimeter is his height as well. don’t recommend being friends with a brian

jesus christ, you pulled a brian simkins

brian simkins by 1 millimeter defeater July 29, 2022