siking

the act of kidding

it is not to be confused with the word *sarcasm*

wtf u must be siking me ruben!!!

siking by queen of dankness March 31, 2009

siking

Another word for “joking” but more professional.

But little did they know, the young lady was siking

siking by a lesbian January 21, 2022

Non-skiing nation 

Used to define the heritage of a person or object that originates from a country or region that never scores any gold medals in the winter Olympics.

Police: Could you identify the suspect?
Witness: It was hard to see in the dark, but he was definitely from a non-skiing nation.

Non-skiing nation by GretaGrease April 13, 2021

International Stockholm Invaders Skiing 

A Cross Country Skiing team, based in Stockholm, Sweden.

The International Stockholm Invaders Skiing team had their first training camp of 2017 in Orsa.

International Stockholm Invaders Skiing by I-T-B February 3, 2017

nordic skiing 

coming in two forms, classic or skate, nordic skiing is the original and hardest way to ski. you use every muscle in your body, and race 5-50k. an average practice for high school is 10-15 miles.

classic is a back and forth motion, primarily using your arms
skate is similar to skating on ice, except you also use your arms some, but mainly legs.
there is no stopping because of....
too cold
too long
bad wax
bad snow
sore muscles
darkness
season (skis with wheels)

i wish i was nordic skiing all the time!

nordic skiing by nordie4eva November 26, 2010

Sinking Ship 

A phrase used when a business is doing poorly due to lack of sales or bad management

Jim : Our store is becoming a Sinking Ship you need to kick it up a notch or I may have to replace you!
Chad : Even though I pleasure your ass with my dick I still might lose my job?
Jim : Yes I would miss our tickle time but your time may be limited with our company!
Chad : I guess it may be time for me to abandon this Sinking Ship!
Jim : I just hope your replacement has a 14 inch cock as well!
Chad : Yeah good luck with that!

Sinking Ship by SlopNChop May 18, 2017

sight sizing 

1. Looking at a woman's breasts and being able to tell her cup and bra size

<woman takes off her shirt>

woman:are you good at sight sizing, sir?

man:why yes i actually am. you are about a 34a, right?

woman:thats right. howd you guess?

man:im good at sight sizing.

sight sizing by Fandangoooooooo September 3, 2006