Blue Bars

When a cellphone shows ample bars of service to make a phone call, yet will not transmit or receive.

When a cellphone shows ample bars of service to make a phone call, yet will not transmit or receive, the phone is suffering from "Blue Bars"

by fishless12 December 06, 2011

Silentology

The art and science of suppressing the audible parts of a fart.

"Dude, I have had really bad gas all night!"
"Wow, I haven't heard you fart once, you must be practicing silentology"

"I am a well practiced silentologist"

by fishless12 October 27, 2014

Cupalo

The merger of two institutions: The "FUPA" and The "Camel Toe" Basically it's a "FUPA" with a crease.

Pronounced "KOO-PA-LOW"

Holy Smokes! Did you see that woman's Cupalo? You could lose a midget in there!

by fishless12 December 19, 2011

YouTool

Someone who posts Youtube videos about very mundane and self explanatory tasks. For example, the successful operation of a cordless drill.

Check out this YouTool, he posted a 15 minute video explaining the different settings of his laundry appliances.

by fishless12 April 22, 2016

Peloton

A group of poop pellets in a toilet bowl.

"Because I haven't been eating enough fiber, I birthed another peloton this morning."

by fishless12 December 20, 2019

Enchiladump

The end result of eating enchiladas.

Man, after Mexican night I took a huge enchiladump.

by fishless12 April 06, 2019

Dong-crete

Dried and hardened semen.

After a full night of love making, my sheets were crusty with dong-crete.

by fishless12 March 01, 2016