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semenology 

The practice of mixing semen into cocktails. Cocktail favorites such as Mexican cumslide.
Just reading the recipe for watermelon gin jizz and it says 1-2tsp fresh semen. Yeah mate it's from the bartender's handbook of semenology. It's all about making the most of cum
semenology by New ways December 8, 2013
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sirenology 

Sirenology is the study of the nature, origin, and cultural impact of the species mermaid. In the 20th century this area of study became broadened to include human women considered to be a temptress or seductress especially celebrities such as Mae West and Marilyn Monroe. Contemporary music videos such as those of Lady Gaga and Rihanna continue the long association between music and the siren in mythology and human culture. In the 19th century Sirenology also was used as a term in the study of the aquatic mammals manatee and dugong which became involved in Mermaid theory.
The study of the religious significance of Lasyrenn in Haitian Vodou is considered to be one example of Sirenology.
sirenology by mlajoue May 5, 2016
The study of the art of "Seinfeld".
When you study seinology you can find out what the true meaning of phrases like "Hipster Dufus".
Seinology by D-Dizzle December 12, 2006

sexnology 

the term for the use of technology to facilitate sexual pleasure such as mp3 player sex toy attachments.
"I don't need a boyfriend. I've got a vibrator that plugs in to my iPhone. I love sexnology!"
sexnology by jeatags June 16, 2009

sexnology 

The development of new and better robots for lonely people to have sex with.
Rod got one of those vacuuming robots primarily because of the sexnology possibilities.
sexnology by DIF May 9, 2008

Semeniology

A religion whose beliefs include the holiness of sperm. According to the holy book, Garuta, all specimens of sperm are manifestations of the Holy Ghost of Xmas Past. In practice, members of Semeniology travel the world, spilling their sperm across the entire earth so that their god, Xelsior, may be inherent in all things.
I went to a Semeniology seminar last week, man were those guys insightful!
Semeniology by lostterminal April 23, 2006

Sementologist 

A person who is gay

or a slutty women.
Ur sementologist .U ve got ya masters in Sementology .
Sementologist by Jewcrab September 6, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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