semenology

The practice of mixing semen into cocktails. Cocktail favorites such as Mexican cumslide.

Just reading the recipe for watermelon gin jizz and it says 1-2tsp fresh semen. Yeah mate it's from the bartender's handbook of semenology. It's all about making the most of cum

by New ways December 8, 2013

sirenology

Sirenology is the study of the nature, origin, and cultural impact of the species mermaid. In the 20th century this area of study became broadened to include human women considered to be a temptress or seductress especially celebrities such as Mae West and Marilyn Monroe. Contemporary music videos such as those of Lady Gaga and Rihanna continue the long association between music and the siren in mythology and human culture. In the 19th century Sirenology also was used as a term in the study of the aquatic mammals manatee and dugong which became involved in Mermaid theory.

The study of the religious significance of Lasyrenn in Haitian Vodou is considered to be one example of Sirenology.

by mlajoue May 5, 2016

Seinology

The study of the art of "Seinfeld".

When you study seinology you can find out what the true meaning of phrases like "Hipster Dufus".

by D-Dizzle December 12, 2006

sexnology

the term for the use of technology to facilitate sexual pleasure such as mp3 player sex toy attachments.

"I don't need a boyfriend. I've got a vibrator that plugs in to my iPhone. I love sexnology!"

by jeatags June 16, 2009

sexnology

The development of new and better robots for lonely people to have sex with.

Rod got one of those vacuuming robots primarily because of the sexnology possibilities.

by DIF May 9, 2008

Semeniology

A religion whose beliefs include the holiness of sperm. According to the holy book, Garuta, all specimens of sperm are manifestations of the Holy Ghost of Xmas Past. In practice, members of Semeniology travel the world, spilling their sperm across the entire earth so that their god, Xelsior, may be inherent in all things.

I went to a Semeniology seminar last week, man were those guys insightful!

by lostterminal April 23, 2006

Sementologist

A person who is gay

or a slutty women.

Ur sementologist .U ve got ya masters in Sementology .

by Jewcrab September 6, 2016