Silentology

the study of shutting the fuck up about scientology

Hey Tom Cruise, stop preaching about your bullshit "religion" and start practicing some silentology you little fucking weirdo

by Olof Carmody January 28, 2008

Silentology

The art and science of suppressing the audible parts of a fart.

"Dude, I have had really bad gas all night!"
"Wow, I haven't heard you fart once, you must be practicing silentology"

"I am a well practiced silentologist"

by fishless12 October 26, 2014