sinickism 

When you are short, but also are very wide. Your brain isn't big.

I heard he suffers from sinickism. Such a shame.

sinickism by Al Cheese August 30, 2021

Snackism

-n

1. The theory or religious standing (in some countries there are extremist cults whom teach this doctrine) which states that all problems in life may be solved with the consumption of snacks.

2. The process or state of snacking or of partaking in the consumption of snacks. Most commonly, an obsession thereof.

3. It is important to note that the movement first gained most of its momentum when the American food company Frito-Lay (a division of PepsiCo, Inc.) created its most famous brand of tortilla chips, Dorito's in 1964.

See also -ity, -ation

"Religious preference?", asked the Corrections Officer.

"Snackism", replied the rather stout inmate who had a large smile on his face. The Officer looked up and could tell immediately this inmate was going to be transferred to another facility, one which would be more "Snackist" friendly. The inmates there would be allowed to consume as many individually wrapped, cream filled, and sugar coated sweets they pleased.

"We've got another one!" The Officer said angrily to another Officer as they loaded up a bus of other fellow "Snackists" to be transported to the other facility.

Snackism by Ohjollyme January 18, 2011

Stickism 

Stickism is the practice of hailing Stick God after our universe fell from the Holy Tree. Stick God saved our universe(leaf). Along with Stick God, Hehes fell on our leaf(universe), you will be taught the holy ways of Stickism. Stick God created you as well as everything on Earth. Stick God blesses us every day, so we should bless him as well. Stick God is the father of all the Earth Gods. A rough estimation states that there are four branch gods on the tree, four stick gods to each branch, and four twig gods for every stick. Each twig god has control over four leaves/universes. However, at one point, our universe fell from the tree. This would meant that we would be destroyed, but Stick God and his four twig gods fell after us, which knocked creatures called Hehe worms from their own universe. Stick God and the four twig gods landed on the world, allowing it to remain, suspended between the sky and cold ground. Stick God then created the Three Stick Cultists, to spread the word of how he saved our world from destruction. To hail Stick God you must hit your chest, then your head, and then raise your bent finger to the sky, showing Stick God your devotion. If you wish to become a priest of Stick God, it is recommended that you sacrifice some of yourself or another in the name of Stick. As the great cultists said,"Sacarafices must be made!"
This definition comes from the website: https{delete these brackets and words}://stickcultist.wixsite.com/stickism

Joe: "Have you heard about stickism?"
Bod: "Of course! In fact, I hail Stick God every day!"

Stickism by Radovanfornow May 7, 2022

Sinkism 

Sinkism is a religion. People who follow Sinkism are called Sinkists. They believe the entire world is inside a sink and we simply haven't reached the edges. When it rains the tap goes on. Simple as that. The people gather inside the community Sinkism Discord Server : NDXsbNq They also have their own subreddit r/sinkism, which is quite good if i do say so myself.

Sinkism is an epic religion yo

Sinkism by OddlyStormy October 7, 2019

sonicism 

Sonicism means; "The compulsion to seek praise or to brag".

It originated on the GameFaqs.com Australia and New Zealand social boards for a user named Sonic who posted pictures of himself that no one cared about.

"The fact that you keep posting those damn pictures of your self just shows your sonicism."

sonicism by Formalhaut October 19, 2007