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singletasker 

Opposite of multitasker, a singletasker is one who only takes upon one task at a time, and follows it through to completion. Often used sardonically when someone is bragging about their supreme multitasking skills.
Bobby: "Today I'm only going to focus on finishing my TPS reports and not to answer the phone, email, text, IM, staple, and make breakfast simultaneously."

Jeffy: "You are such the singletasker!"

Bobby: "I can't even respond to you at this time, because then I'd be multitasking."
singletasker by TMGuy November 18, 2009
Word of the Day on March 18, 2010
I philosophy/lifestyle on love and relationships in which one remains single in the sense of not entering any kind of committed relationship but continues to date and enjoy non-platonical relationships with not intentions to start one. They do not want to simply have sex with people or they would just be a player.

They are crucially open about their desires and do not lead anyone into thinking they mean to commit more than they do.
Preston's so cute, is he single?

I've heard he's singleish.
Singleish by SuperMaligan May 6, 2018
Word of the Day on January 13, 2022

Singlism 

The stigmatizing of adults who are single. It includes negative stereotyping of singles and discrimination of singles. The word singlism is analagous to terms such as racism and sexism.
In the interview I was directly asked by the owner of the company if I was single or married, I told him
I was single. He made it a point to acknowledge that the philosophy of the company was to hire married people. I was not offered a position although I had all the qualifications, this is an obvious case of Singlism.
Singlism by LVDOC August 31, 2011

singletini

1. A curious type of female typically found living in urban settings; possessing an unusual, some would say deathly, fear of growing up and getting married. 2. One who is single; having experienced her fair share of martini hangovers and painfully awkward what's-your-name-again conversations that tend to occur in the wee morning hours.
"Victoria is such a singletini. She's always out on the town and flirting it up."
singletini by a. trimble March 11, 2007

simpletism 

refers to a persons simplistic manor.

has the IQ of a hedgehog.
has a rather a lot of dull moments
simpletism
simpletism by kaaaaaaaaaty April 23, 2014

Singlitis 

A disorder caused due to being single for long periods of time...

Symptoms include:
-Anti socialism
-Sadness
-Irritability
-and much more...
Joe: Hey, I have'nt seen Carl in a while..

Brown: He has became sick since Laura left him last November...And has developed a bad case of singlitis...

Joe: Oh.. That explains alot..
Singlitis by iSekC July 11, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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