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singletini

1. A curious type of female typically found living in urban settings; possessing an unusual, some would say deathly, fear of growing up and getting married. 2. One who is single; having experienced her fair share of martini hangovers and painfully awkward what's-your-name-again conversations that tend to occur in the wee morning hours.
"Victoria is such a singletini. She's always out on the town and flirting it up."
singletini by a. trimble March 11, 2007
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Singlelingual

Can only speak one language fluently.
"I'm in Spanish 4 and I'm still singlelingual"
Singlelingual by D-Ricktar April 11, 2010

singlelitis

The disorder some of your married friends seem to think you suffer from if you are unattached
Frank split up with Trudi...he'll have a touch of singlelitis and may need a course of speed dating to cure him!
singlelitis by Flossycandy1 October 9, 2008

Singleton Cheeks

Sunken in cheeks as a result of methamphetamine use. The first visible sign that a person uses methamphetamine due to loss of appetite and consequent loss of muscle tissue and fat in the face. The longer the use, the more pronounced the vertical indentation to the cheek. Eyes that appear to be "bugged" out, visible sores from picking at the skin, and loss of teeth develop after the appearance of Singleton cheeks.
It's obvious that guy is a meth addict, look at his Singleton cheeks.
Singleton Cheeks by Street Sweeper December 7, 2012

Singleton day 

It's on the 7th of April and it's like valentines day but for single people and other singletons by the favourite singleton a gift
Happy singleton day to all the single people out there
Singleton day by Barbie98 February 14, 2015

singlewinggle

When you really want to make your point!!
Ii love when you kiss me every singlewinggle time.
singlewinggle by Goodblatt June 24, 2023

Aron Singleton 

The god of life. The best person in the world. The best at anything they do.
Aron Singleton by anonymous April 23, 2021
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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