singletini

1. A curious type of female typically found living in urban settings; possessing an unusual, some would say deathly, fear of growing up and getting married. 2. One who is single; having experienced her fair share of martini hangovers and painfully awkward what's-your-name-again conversations that tend to occur in the wee morning hours.

"Victoria is such a singletini. She's always out on the town and flirting it up."

by a. trimble March 11, 2007

Singlelingual

Can only speak one language fluently.

"I'm in Spanish 4 and I'm still singlelingual"

by D-Ricktar April 11, 2010

singlelitis

The disorder some of your married friends seem to think you suffer from if you are unattached

Frank split up with Trudi...he'll have a touch of singlelitis and may need a course of speed dating to cure him!

by Flossycandy1 October 9, 2008

Singleton Cheeks

Sunken in cheeks as a result of methamphetamine use. The first visible sign that a person uses methamphetamine due to loss of appetite and consequent loss of muscle tissue and fat in the face. The longer the use, the more pronounced the vertical indentation to the cheek. Eyes that appear to be "bugged" out, visible sores from picking at the skin, and loss of teeth develop after the appearance of Singleton cheeks.

It's obvious that guy is a meth addict, look at his Singleton cheeks.

by Street Sweeper December 7, 2012

Singleton day

It's on the 7th of April and it's like valentines day but for single people and other singletons by the favourite singleton a gift

Happy singleton day to all the single people out there

by Barbie98 February 14, 2015

singlewinggle

When you really want to make your point!!

Ii love when you kiss me every singlewinggle time.

by Goodblatt June 24, 2023

Aron Singleton

The god of life. The best person in the world. The best at anything they do.

Aron singleton is awesome

by anonymous April 23, 2021