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Singlitis 

A disorder caused due to being single for long periods of time...

Symptoms include:
-Anti socialism
-Sadness
-Irritability
-and much more...
Joe: Hey, I have'nt seen Carl in a while..

Brown: He has became sick since Laura left him last November...And has developed a bad case of singlitis...

Joe: Oh.. That explains alot..
Singlitis by iSekC July 11, 2011
Words you can keep

Singlationship 

a state of affairs existing between those having relations or dealings either in a romantic or passionate way but are both still considered single.
I love singlationships, we both single but you're still mine.
Singlationship by Rencii August 2, 2021

singletasker 

Opposite of multitasker, a singletasker is one who only takes upon one task at a time, and follows it through to completion. Often used sardonically when someone is bragging about their supreme multitasking skills.
Bobby: "Today I'm only going to focus on finishing my TPS reports and not to answer the phone, email, text, IM, staple, and make breakfast simultaneously."

Jeffy: "You are such the singletasker!"

Bobby: "I can't even respond to you at this time, because then I'd be multitasking."
singletasker by TMGuy November 18, 2009
Word of the Day on March 18, 2010
I philosophy/lifestyle on love and relationships in which one remains single in the sense of not entering any kind of committed relationship but continues to date and enjoy non-platonical relationships with not intentions to start one. They do not want to simply have sex with people or they would just be a player.

They are crucially open about their desires and do not lead anyone into thinking they mean to commit more than they do.
Preston's so cute, is he single?

I've heard he's singleish.
Singleish by SuperMaligan May 6, 2018
Word of the Day on January 13, 2022

Singlationship 

When u are single and do what ever you want but still get barked on by someone where y'all have mutual feelings but aren't together
We in a singlationship because Even though she not my girl she can't talk to other guys
Singlationship by Fendii_god April 14, 2017

singletini

1. A curious type of female typically found living in urban settings; possessing an unusual, some would say deathly, fear of growing up and getting married. 2. One who is single; having experienced her fair share of martini hangovers and painfully awkward what's-your-name-again conversations that tend to occur in the wee morning hours.
"Victoria is such a singletini. She's always out on the town and flirting it up."
singletini by a. trimble March 11, 2007

sinusitis 

That stupid annoying freaking crap that prevents natural breathing through the nose. Colds and allergies often cause this.
I hate having this crap called sinusitis. If it lasts for more than three months, then it's called chronic sinusitis, with surgery being the only way to resolve it.
sinusitis by The Real Driller August 20, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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