Singlitis

A disorder caused due to being single for long periods of time...

Symptoms include:
-Anti socialism
-Sadness
-Irritability
-and much more...

Joe: Hey, I have'nt seen Carl in a while..

Brown: He has became sick since Laura left him last November...And has developed a bad case of singlitis...

Joe: Oh.. That explains alot..

by iSekC July 11, 2011

Singlationship

a state of affairs existing between those having relations or dealings either in a romantic or passionate way but are both still considered single.

I love singlationships, we both single but you're still mine.

by Rencii August 2, 2021

singletasker

Opposite of multitasker, a singletasker is one who only takes upon one task at a time, and follows it through to completion. Often used sardonically when someone is bragging about their supreme multitasking skills.

Bobby: "Today I'm only going to focus on finishing my TPS reports and not to answer the phone, email, text, IM, staple, and make breakfast simultaneously."

Jeffy: "You are such the singletasker!"

Bobby: "I can't even respond to you at this time, because then I'd be multitasking."

by TMGuy November 18, 2009

Singleish

I philosophy/lifestyle on love and relationships in which one remains single in the sense of not entering any kind of committed relationship but continues to date and enjoy non-platonical relationships with not intentions to start one. They do not want to simply have sex with people or they would just be a player.

They are crucially open about their desires and do not lead anyone into thinking they mean to commit more than they do.

Preston's so cute, is he single?

I've heard he's singleish.

by SuperMaligan May 6, 2018

Singlationship

When u are single and do what ever you want but still get barked on by someone where y'all have mutual feelings but aren't together

We in a singlationship because Even though she not my girl she can't talk to other guys

by Fendii_god April 14, 2017

singletini

1. A curious type of female typically found living in urban settings; possessing an unusual, some would say deathly, fear of growing up and getting married. 2. One who is single; having experienced her fair share of martini hangovers and painfully awkward what's-your-name-again conversations that tend to occur in the wee morning hours.

"Victoria is such a singletini. She's always out on the town and flirting it up."

by a. trimble March 11, 2007

sinusitis

That stupid annoying freaking crap that prevents natural breathing through the nose. Colds and allergies often cause this.

I hate having this crap called sinusitis. If it lasts for more than three months, then it's called chronic sinusitis, with surgery being the only way to resolve it.

by The Real Driller August 20, 2023