singlarity

the act of being painfully single and hating/and or loving it

Carl: im so single
Shea: get a girl brotha
carl: nah bro singlarity rules

by guyfierishomegirl December 30, 2023

Testicular Singularity

When a man allows a woman to twist his Scrotum so tightly that the individual testicles are no longer distinguishable. Typically requires 8-10 complete twists to achieve Testicular Singularity.

Boris: "Hey Jeff, wanna come watch the football game at my house this sunday?"

Jeff: "No thanks Boris! My wife and I will be attempting to achieve Testicular Singularity that day!"

by Hugh Honey April 17, 2020

Website similarity scam

A website similarity scam is a scam where the website where you usually buy your supplements is a real website and is a dot com website and the fake website will have a dot biz on it and be a fake website. And they end up not selling you the supplements and instead taking the money and that of a few other people and then shutting down the website.

Modafinil XL dot com (Real with the guy in sunglasses, but on the second page of Google when it's usually on the first page): Buy Modafinil!
Tyler: *Searches up Modafinil XL.

Modafinil XL dot biz (fake with the guy in a mask, but on the first page): Buy Modafinil TM!

Tyler: I guess this is the website.

*gives money through PayPal.

*2 months later and no Modafinil.
Tyler's brother Josh: Yo Tyler, I found the REAL website. The other website was a fake website and a scam. A website similarity scam!

by HawaiianPunch1 December 18, 2022

singluarity

New spelling of singularity, thanks to our king Kim Taehyung.

“That song Singularity is a bop.”

“ Excuse me, its Singluarity

by Kiwa260 June 2, 2018

singularity

A point in time at which, theoretically, technological progress accelerates exponentially, such that nothing taking place follwing said point can be predicted.

"WTF?"
"Yeah, the singularity took place this morning. You missed it, 'cause of your hangover. It'll take you centuries to catch up."

by Protag June 29, 2006

Singularity

Singularity is Taehyung's new single and the comeback for BTS (방탄소년단) LOVE YOURSELF 轉 Tear

Did you see Singularity yesterday it was the best thing ever.

by Dak the kpop fan 123 June 5, 2018

singularity

A singularity is a region of infinite density and zero volume where gravitational parameters diverge to infinity. The center of black holes are theorized as singularities that are surrounded by an event horizon (schwarzschild radius).

Some scientists theorize that the singularity breaks down all the laws of physics. Some scientists disagree.

by Tiger Lady July 29, 2006