A solo version of a blumpkin usually performed by jerkin it while taking a dump. It is usually performed by a Cringelord to the memory of some unrequited love. If the performer is short a couple ribs, either through surgical means or birth defect, may also be done full-simulation style.
Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.
A YouTube video uploaded by jjkay03 about a Minecraft survival experiment including 200 players scattered across 4 different islands, the peaceful plains, The hot desert, the dangerous jungle and extreme snowy taiga. Each player was given a single life and no help at all.