simuel 

A PETTY bitch who fights for his friends. Thinks he is ugly but really he is better looking than all of you bald headed hoes.. ass is thicker than everyone.

You’re like simuel, so petty.

simuel by Periodtperiodtperiodt November 10, 2018

simuel canon 

When two Italian boys get together in a Philosophy high school TV show against all odds.

Bro, simuel canon, bro.
Yes! Starting today, simuel canon.

simuel canon by mercifuil September 17, 2023

simulflush 

the act of flushing the toilet simultaneously while defecating in order to not let people hear embarassing noises coming out of your ass

(Roger and Dave using the urinal)

Dave: Hey, Man! Someone in the stall behind us just flushed the toilet twice and never came out!
Roger: That guy's a simulflusher! Hope he did not have a rectum ripper!

simulflush by brooskitooski November 7, 2010

silly simulator 

the only game were you can get beat up constantly without getting mad

silly simulator

silly simulator by someone else thats not u March 4, 2021

Simultemporal 

The nature of time as being simultaneous rather than sequential or linear. The experience of living time all at once, of past and future being equally present and equidistant.

The simultemporal experience was transformative, providing clarification of issues as diverse as the questions of free will and destiny, and the nature of death.

Simultemporal by Monkey's Dad September 18, 2019

hat simulator 

A first person shooter made by Valve Industries to make money

"What were you doing last night?"

"TF2"

"You mean that hat game?"

"Its not all about hats"

"The game is basically a hat simulator"

hat simulator by Dontaskaboutcake April 4, 2015

Goat Simulator 

A silly, but awesome game in which you are a goat. The goal is to cause as much destruction and chaos as possible. You can headbutt anything, including people. If you headbutt a gas tank or a car, it will explode and fling you far away. You can also lick objects, which sticks your tongue to them and lets you drag them behind you. The goat has no limits to its strength; you can just walk into a car or something to flip it over or push it to the side. There are several "bugs" left purposely in the game which make it even funnier; for example, when you climb a ladder, your head spins around wildly.

I just played Goat Simulator and now I feel like attaching my tongue to a car and getting pulled at high speed.

Goat Simulator by TheOneAndOnlyGoatMan May 18, 2014